I hope you don't think that I just come over for the spells and everything. I mean, I really like just talking and hanging out with you and stuff.

Willow ,'First Date'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Fred Pete - May 23, 2003 6:45:17 am PDT #3572 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Surprised no one already posted this gem from Trudy in F2F:

Yes, now that we are lacking a gay man we won't be watching a woman's undulating belly whilst we dine.


Theodosia - May 23, 2003 11:31:51 am PDT #3573 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

scrappy muses on Darwinism:

I know your cat is truly evil, because cats are created with a constant of cuteness=eviltude. That is how they have survived all these years mooching off of living with us. The more evil a kitten is, the more life-saving adorability they need. And yours is so damn cute I can tell she is hell spawn.


bon bon - May 23, 2003 11:48:53 am PDT #3574 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

She shoots, she scores!

JZ in Natter

[little black cat] Hi! Hey! Hi! Whatcha doing? You aren't using that hand, are you? So you can scratch my ears with it, right? Right? No, more. More. More. So what's up? How ya been? More. I been hanging. Took a nap, ate some kibble. Have you looked out the window lately? 'Cause, birds. Pretty. Let's kill them sometime. More scratching. More. More. Hey, hi! Hey! Hiya! Hey! Hey! More!

< big gray cat> The orb sears me. I walk alone in a cloud of unknowing and drink deep of the well of loneliness. You, my sun and moon, the center of my universe, so often gone from me. You take the air from the room when you depart. I beg of you, my belle dame sans merci, do not shut the bathroom door. Ah! Your coldness kills me, one glance from your eyes brings me to glorious resurrection. Mark the birds upon yon wire. Even as I die for you, my dark and inscrutable mistress, it is my earnest desire that they die for me.

edit: for fuck's sake, I can't get all the fake html in there.


DXMachina - May 23, 2003 12:19:37 pm PDT #3575 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Trudy , in Natter:

A baby chick dipped in glitter is not as fluffy and sparkly as ita.


Am-Chau Yarkona - May 23, 2003 1:24:25 pm PDT #3576 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Two from Bitches:

Hec (to Cindy, on this occassion): Your inner Foam of wit, wisdom and thoughtful kindness is more than matched by your sheer delectable meringue of womanly goodness. You are foamier than an entire case of Readi Whip. Do not doubt it.

- - -

Aimee: But Pete...what about our own minion to go woth our goth??


Atropa - May 23, 2003 2:16:52 pm PDT #3577 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Trudy, during the discussion of a Hellmouth in Seattle, in the Buffy thread:

And in Seattle you've got Jilli who is sort of a perky counterpoint to the evil. I can just see her sitting at the edge of the hellmouth giggling as flames leap up and lick her toes, Clovis fuming that they don't just go in already, Pete trying to get her credit cards without upsetting her balance...

Thank you, Trudy. That has made my day a bit better.


Betsy HP - May 23, 2003 4:57:21 pm PDT #3578 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Me (just setup): I would like to point out that my cat will bite me hard enough to injure only when I've been lying dead on the floor for a day and he's hungry.

Trudy: I've given my dog permission to do this and told my family so.

NOBODY should guilt her out if the find me dead and a little gnawed.

Billytea: Dude. She's a dog. How would they guilt her out anyway, rub her nose in you?


Elena - May 23, 2003 10:49:07 pm PDT #3579 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.

Susan W in Buffy, not spoilery.

And I feel like I always do whenever I see or read a really good story with a Final Epic Battle--just a teensy bit disappointed I don't live in a world where you can hand me a sword and point me toward the evil, but at the same time kinda reinspired for what I believe to be my own calling, such as it is. Like I want to tell the best stories I can, and love my husband with my whole heart, and be the best friend I know how to be, and make my voice heard on issues that matter to me, because that's my fight to make the world a better place, and to be who I was meant to be. My power may be small, but it's still a better world if I use it, than if I let it waste because it's not big enough to fix everything I see broken.


Elena - May 24, 2003 12:36:21 am PDT #3580 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.

Taken gloriously out of context in Buffy

billytea: Premature ejaculation - it's no longer a secret shame, it's a valid lifestyle choice.


Sophia Brooks - May 24, 2003 12:58:39 am PDT #3581 of 10000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Allyson, Natter:

I never heard of Jondalar's throbbing manhood.

But if I had, Cosmo would suggest that Ayla soak her hand in lubricant and tickle his scrotum.