Just call me Mr. Moronic Set-up guy...
In context, the question wasn't so dumb, dammit
I'm sorry. You were going to ask me to choose, right? Did you want to finish?
Zoe ,'War Stories'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Jon B. - May 19, 2003 10:09:33 pm PDT #3527 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Allyson - May 20, 2003 12:04:34 am PDT #3528 of 10000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
No, but you have to admit, you were just so damned irresistable, Jon.
Jon B. - May 20, 2003 5:12:45 am PDT #3529 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
I'm always irresistable. It's what I am.
P.M. Marc - May 20, 2003 9:09:18 am PDT #3530 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Steph and Lyra, in Bitches, non-spoilery
Steph L.
Hell, how many dead people have already come back on Angel? It wouldn't surprise me at all if dead!Clem (for instance) showed up on Angel.
Lyra Jane
Steph, you're close. Next season, Angel launches an all-female, all-ressurrected detective agency, with Darla, Tara, and Ms. Calendar reporting to Joyce. It's called "Angel's Angels."
Fred Pete - May 20, 2003 9:23:17 am PDT #3531 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
From Buffy, non-spoilery:
Trudy: I don't mean to be a Spoiler William Bennett, but, frankly, I'm appalled.
Wenda: I bet you don't really mean that.
(On edit) But wait! There's more!
Trudy: That I'm appalled or that I have a soft-spot for the slots?
Cindy: I'm giving even odds on that answer.
Wenda: 20-to-1 says I don't really know.
Narrator: I bet it's both.
Cindy: Are you trying to trump my answer that stated the same thing? Heh. Upping the ante, I see.
Theodosia - May 20, 2003 9:24:17 am PDT #3532 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Madrigal, on Jossverse vampires breathing:
Well, they have to breathe in order to talk and smoke. That's the thing about when they choke each other, it's not to kill or even render unconscious, but to make them faint from being made to shut up so forcefully.
Ouise - May 20, 2003 12:07:10 pm PDT #3533 of 10000
Socks are a running theme throughout the series. They are used as symbols of freedom, redemption and love.
NoiseDesign in Natter:
My brain is so deep into sleep deprivation mode that I can see all these pretty colors that I didn't know existed in nature.
Oh wait, I think that might just be the hawaiian shirt I'm wearing.
Trudy Booth - May 20, 2003 12:56:59 pm PDT #3534 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Ouise: I was out of the province for my cat's annoying kitten phase (he used to be my brother's cat) but I know that he once jumped off the top of a cupboard onto the (bald) head of my mother's then-boyfriend, all claws extended. This gave him the opportunity to see what flying feels like.
(This is even funnier if you hear her voice when you read it. It's such a Ouise thing to say.)
Dana - May 20, 2003 1:35:21 pm PDT #3535 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Madrigal, on a potential F2F activity:
Aw, come on. A love of spitting is what has inspired centuries of American development. Why did we build the skyscrapers, so we'd have something to spit down from. Why did we build the car, the airplane, for the joy of spitting while traveling quickly or from a great height. Even the Statue of Liberty was given to us by the French because they figured that as long as Americans were going to be hocking up loogeys, they might as well do it off something beautiful and inspirational. Why did the Russians beat us in space flight? 'Cause you can't spit out of a space craft.
bon bon - May 20, 2003 4:41:12 pm PDT #3536 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Clovis the Devilbunny, in F2F
clovis going to disneyland.
mouse will fall. use tomorrow world as new base of operations.