beth in Bitches:
I find anarchy works best when it is done my way.
Shh! I kinda wanna hear me talking right now!
Glory ,'The Killer In Me'
Coffee On My Monitor
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§ ita § - Mar 11, 2003 9:22:47 pm PST #2907 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Betsy HP - Mar 11, 2003 10:11:42 pm PST #2908 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
John H explains Statistics 101:
Mean is the meanest of averages. It's the average you get when you add up all the averages and divide them by themselves. "Mode" is French and means "the most fashionable number". "Median" means "strip of grass in the middle of the road" so you just pick the most boring number.
Ellen S. - Mar 11, 2003 11:27:59 pm PST #2909 of 10000
there is something to be said for the lyric and imperial attitude / believe that everything is for you until you discover that you are for it
BHP (especially funny, since she said it days ago): Oh, the Sofitel, which is French-themed to the max, has stopped flying the French flag out front in order not to offend guests. I sometimes top in at the Sofitel to buy croissants. I hear they're being renamed "Liberty cholesterol death-bombs."
jengod - Mar 12, 2003 12:15:39 am PST #2910 of 10000
John H. in Natter, amidst cute wildlife stories. Some mockage of the English, all due respect to my homie Tony Blair, et alia.
This never would have happened if the wedding had been inside the church with God and not out here in the cheap showiness of nature.
I was once in the bush, on Stradbroke island, eating salami sandwiches, and this goanna about half the size of a crocodile climbed down out of a tree.
I threw him some salami. He liked it.
He came closer. I threw him some more. He liked it.
I thought it would be cool to see if he would eat out of my hand.
I held out some salami to him.
He would eat out of my hand, it turned out. Except it was not so much with the "out of"...
That's not the funny part. I'm nursing a bleeding finger and swearing, and this eight-year-old kid walks by.
"What's the matter with him?" he says.
"He tried to get a goanna to eat out of his hand" says my girlfriend.
"Oh" says the kid "is he English or something?"
Theodosia - Mar 12, 2003 4:30:32 am PST #2911 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Nutty:
I suddenly realized that I cannot imagine what the phrase "lethal cuteness bomb" would sound like, in an Australian accent. In my head, Billytea's all Oz, and then switches over to American for that one part, like the bad dubbing over curse-words on broadcast TV.
DavidS - Mar 12, 2003 7:18:22 am PST #2912 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
"Oh" says the kid "is he English or something?"
Bwah! Bloody poms.
erikaj - Mar 12, 2003 8:26:07 am PST #2913 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
Words to live by, from Hec in Bitches: I've got some forward motion in my life now. Crap still happens, but it's hard to get knocked down if you're moving forward.
§ ita § - Mar 12, 2003 8:28:01 am PST #2914 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
No. you can -- a good forward defensive kick to the st...
Hmm. I suspect I might be missing the point.
erikaj - Mar 12, 2003 8:37:59 am PST #2915 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
(Laughing at ita) Always comes back to the kicking, doesn't it? It might for me to if my kicking weren't more like "ineffective stroking with foot". Damn it.
Trudy Booth - Mar 12, 2003 8:44:27 am PST #2916 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Nilly: Yeah, I noticed that. Girls' versions of the bar mitzvah is either bat mitzvah or bas mitzvah, depending whom you ask. Consonantal shift at work!!