What you did to me was unbelievable, Connor. But then I got stuck in a hell dimension by my girlfriend one time for a hundred years, so three months under the ocean actually gave me perspective. Kind of a M.C. Escher perspective, but I did get time to think.

Angel ,'Conviction (1)'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


John H - Mar 09, 2003 1:40:40 pm PST #2854 of 10000

Rick V, in Natter -- not posted because it's knee-slappingly hilarious, because it deserves immortalisation for other reasons:

About a year after the student suggested, and then dropped, the project I was surfing my six television channels, and I came upon an interesting scene. A discouraged group of characters was preparing for some challenge. The interesting thing was not the individual characters, but the way that they violated television conventions by being together as a group. There was a middle-aged intellectual. Ten full minutes went by without the intellectual saying anything pompous and irrelevant or doing anything physically clumsy for the others to ridicule. No, contrary to all television conventions, he was a valued member of this group. Next to him was an aging punk rocker who seemed a bit too weary to back up his bad attitude. There was a earth-mother hippy girl who seemed to be overdosed on psychedelics, and a couple of other young people. Strangely, the leader of this motley group appeared to be a blonde sorority girl. Ok, that's not impossible on TV. This could be an after-school special designed to increase the self-esteem of little blonde girls everywhere by showing one of them as an effective leader. But the thing is, the girl was really bad at leading. She sucked being the leader, and everyone knew it. But they all accepted her as the leader anyway. The psychological and emotional shading in the relationships was very complex for a television show. Then the punk rocker tosses in an allusion to Henry V. On network television! Finally I realized, 'This is the show that those smart people were talking about on the internet!"
Twenty minutes later the blonde girl was dead and the series was apparently over. But I wanted see what the internet people had to say about it. So I tracked down the Buffistas.

Welcome home, Rick.


Cindy - Mar 09, 2003 1:55:28 pm PST #2855 of 10000
Nobody

A BUFFISTA SPIRIT BABY IS BORN!!!


Calli - Mar 09, 2003 4:33:57 pm PST #2856 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

John H in Natter:

So the people who invented Google would get mega-Whuffie because it's a really good tool and everyone likes and uses it.

... and the people who invented, say, Word 6, would go to jail and be eaten by diseased rats.


Fay - Mar 09, 2003 5:18:23 pm PST #2857 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

(I want to kiss Rick. Is that wrong?)

Meanwhile, in Bitches:

Erikaj: Cause, honestly, I used to go forever without thinking of butt plugs, believe it or not

Meara: Ah, the halcyon pre-buffista days...


victor infante - Mar 09, 2003 8:21:32 pm PST #2858 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

From Spoilers, but based on pure speculation, so probably OK to read:

Martha C.: I could completely see a spin-off based on the fact that Spike is love's bitch, rather than a vampire with a soul.

DavidS.: Heh. On the next Spike: "I'm drowning in you, drowning in you [checks waitress' nametag] Jenny!"


msbelle - Mar 09, 2003 8:46:02 pm PST #2859 of 10000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Martha's BACK! without telling me! AND IN SPOILERS! ok fine. someone is getting a talking to.


Sophia Brooks - Mar 10, 2003 4:35:20 am PST #2860 of 10000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

That is the funniest thing I have ever read!


Rebecca Lizard - Mar 10, 2003 8:23:18 am PST #2861 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Madrigal, in Angel:

And theoretically they also sent an email when she was alive again, or else one would have to retcon the phone call as Angelus trying to be cruel to Dawn. "Hey, Dawnie is your sister home?" "*sob*No." "That's right, 'cause she's dead! Bwa-ha-ha-ha! And now I shall sing, in the brogue! Hmm, maybe 'Molly Malone.' Yeah, that's right, I'm evil, baby, evillllll!"


Connie Neil - Mar 10, 2003 8:37:17 am PST #2862 of 10000
brillig

Beverly, on SOs wanting to "fix" your computer

I drag my feet something fierce every time DH starts talking about an upgrade. We hatesss upgradesss, precioussss, yes we doesss. Nasty, meddling fingers, shifting about in our pretty fileses, losing them and making them Not Found. Pfeh, ptui! He ruinnns it!


P.M. Marc - Mar 10, 2003 9:03:01 am PST #2863 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Cindy, in Natter.

I'm afraid that when she grows up, my daughter is going to move away to a warmer climate. She's four, and she's complaining about the weather as if she was 80. Next she'll be moaning about her rheumatism actin' up.