John H in Natter:
So the people who invented Google would get mega-Whuffie because it's a really good tool and everyone likes and uses it.
... and the people who invented, say, Word 6, would go to jail and be eaten by diseased rats.
Uh, are we gonna fight, or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?
Stoner Vamp ,'Lessons'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Calli - Mar 09, 2003 4:33:57 pm PST #2856 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Fay - Mar 09, 2003 5:18:23 pm PST #2857 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
(I want to kiss Rick. Is that wrong?)
Meanwhile, in Bitches:
Erikaj: Cause, honestly, I used to go forever without thinking of butt plugs, believe it or not
Meara: Ah, the halcyon pre-buffista days...
victor infante - Mar 09, 2003 8:21:32 pm PST #2858 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.
From Spoilers, but based on pure speculation, so probably OK to read:
Martha C.: I could completely see a spin-off based on the fact that Spike is love's bitch, rather than a vampire with a soul.
DavidS.: Heh. On the next Spike: "I'm drowning in you, drowning in you [checks waitress' nametag] Jenny!"
msbelle - Mar 09, 2003 8:46:02 pm PST #2859 of 10000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Martha's BACK! without telling me! AND IN SPOILERS! ok fine. someone is getting a talking to.
Sophia Brooks - Mar 10, 2003 4:35:20 am PST #2860 of 10000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
That is the funniest thing I have ever read!
Rebecca Lizard - Mar 10, 2003 8:23:18 am PST #2861 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Madrigal, in Angel:
And theoretically they also sent an email when she was alive again, or else one would have to retcon the phone call as Angelus trying to be cruel to Dawn. "Hey, Dawnie is your sister home?" "*sob*No." "That's right, 'cause she's dead! Bwa-ha-ha-ha! And now I shall sing, in the brogue! Hmm, maybe 'Molly Malone.' Yeah, that's right, I'm evil, baby, evillllll!"
Connie Neil - Mar 10, 2003 8:37:17 am PST #2862 of 10000
brillig
Beverly, on SOs wanting to "fix" your computer
I drag my feet something fierce every time DH starts talking about an upgrade. We hatesss upgradesss, precioussss, yes we doesss. Nasty, meddling fingers, shifting about in our pretty fileses, losing them and making them Not Found. Pfeh, ptui! He ruinnns it!
P.M. Marc - Mar 10, 2003 9:03:01 am PST #2863 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Cindy, in Natter.
I'm afraid that when she grows up, my daughter is going to move away to a warmer climate. She's four, and she's complaining about the weather as if she was 80. Next she'll be moaning about her rheumatism actin' up.
msbelle - Mar 10, 2003 11:43:23 am PST #2864 of 10000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
kat perez in natter:
Arnold Schwarzenegger. In that Christmas movie he did, Jingle All the Way. With Sinbad. In Spanish. You don't know pain.
Dana - Mar 10, 2003 11:54:01 am PST #2865 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
NoiseDesign in Natter:
I also do work for theme parks, where the idiot quotient is truly stupendous. When I was doing Halloween at Universal Studios an exec actually asked for the mazes to be 10% scarier. I suggested that we shoot every 10th guest. He didn't like my humor...