Cashmere in Natter:
my boss STILL can't find his ass with both hands. AND, he won't listen to me when I give him directions on how to find it.
Two steaming cups of chocolate goodness. Courtesy of whomever I swiped it from out of the cupboard.
Ben ,'The Killer In Me'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Theodosia - Mar 04, 2003 10:25:00 am PST #2775 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Betsy HP - Mar 04, 2003 12:00:47 pm PST #2776 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
SeanK in Bitches:
I feel like I've betrayed my Anarchist upbringing.
My inner radical is lying in a corner, in his dirty Black Flag t-shirt, with his anti-globalization sign, bleeding to death from the dagger of Democracy I stuck in his liver.
Wolfram - Mar 04, 2003 12:51:40 pm PST #2777 of 10000
Visilurking
It's a poignant COMM:
DX in Sang:
Waking up... Too much partying... Too much alcohol... Stupid sun in eyes...
Lost pronouns and articles somewhere last night. Crawl out of bed and make some coffee. Sit down at desk and notice computer is already on. Penguin must have already gone on-line this morning. Browser window still open, start reading thread. Wow, there sure were a lot of posts in this one. Wonder what's up? Continue reading... And reading... And reading...
Close browser window and shut down machine. Open cabinet door under kitchen sink and coax trembling penguin out from inside. Head across the street to park with bird. Find biggest patch of dandelions available and plop down. Sigh...
Anne W. - Mar 04, 2003 1:53:38 pm PST #2778 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
scrappy, in Natter:
Matzo is like a saltine without salt. Matzo is an ine.
Betsy HP - Mar 04, 2003 2:20:12 pm PST #2779 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Madrigal: We had eight kinds of milk, all state mandated, sold for less than a nickel each. I can't think of all the types without resorting to goat or human kindness.
Cashmere - Mar 04, 2003 2:21:41 pm PST #2780 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Theodosia - Mar 04, 2003 2:39:06 pm PST #2781 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Madrigal in Natter:
If you're Irish and can trace back to the Famine, you don't have to follow the Catholic dietary rules. Evidently for once the Church decided that the amount of suffering was exactly enough.
Jessica - Mar 04, 2003 2:51:34 pm PST #2782 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
amych, in Bitches:
beignets and paczi? It's like I've died and gone to ethnically-named-doughnut heaven!
Burrell - Mar 04, 2003 2:57:41 pm PST #2783 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Trudy, coming up with yet another thread title for the next Bureaucracy:
Bureaucracy II: Screw Kafka, we're talkin' Beckett.
Trudy Booth - Mar 04, 2003 3:15:01 pm PST #2784 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I don't want to toot my own horn, but I'm particularly proud of the double entendre in that.