From Bureaucracy:
Jon B:
I really am the stompy from hell today.
Trudy Booth:
OMG, Jon, you couldn't be the ANYTHING from hell if you tried all day with a tazer and a Johnny Depp video.
Reynolds, I'm a dangerous-minded man on a ship loaded with hurt. Now, why you got me chatting with your peons?
Womack ,'The Message'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Theodosia - Feb 26, 2003 9:33:58 am PST #2641 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Cindy - Feb 26, 2003 9:59:28 am PST #2642 of 10000
Nobody
Anathema in Buffy 3. It's funnier, 'cause it's true...
Cindy and Steph speak for me. And when Cindy and Steph and I are in total agreement, well, either the world is about to end, or both ends of the spectrum are seeing things the same way.
billytea - Feb 26, 2003 11:34:18 am PST #2643 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Allyson, in Buffy (nonspoilery):
Hi, my name is 3000 Pound Pink Elephant in a Tu Tu, Smoking a Hash Pipe.
I'm a gonna just sit over here in this corner and enjoy my own loud, smelly, flatulence, while periodically screaming the theme to the Love Boat.
Don't mind me, just go about your business.
Kat - Feb 26, 2003 11:44:29 am PST #2644 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Allyson in Buffy. Don't think it's very spoilery, but...
You know, I keep expecting Giles to run by the camera in a red and white striped stocking cap, like Where's Waldo. You know, I keep expecting Giles to run by the camera in a red and white striped stocking cap, like Where's Waldo.
Lyra Jane - Feb 26, 2003 11:52:22 am PST #2645 of 10000
Up with the sun
Daniel C. Jensen in Buffy, S7 spoilery:
Heh. Now I'm thinking that would be the last scene of S7.....
The fight is over, every one who is dead is dead, the rest are just tuckered out.
Andrew plops down on a park bench....and his arm hits a bag containing his camera. He takes it out, turns it on, surbveying the aftermath. He starts singing... "Life is a movie...."
Xander sits up, change focus to him.... "Write your own ending..."
Slowly pan to Willow, shaking off the dark hair. "Keep Believing...Keep pretending"
Buffy jumps into the screen, takes out a demon. "We did what we set out to do!!"
Kat - Feb 26, 2003 12:15:44 pm PST #2646 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Is that really spoiler, LJ, or just speculative?
Lyra Jane - Feb 26, 2003 12:24:01 pm PST #2647 of 10000
Up with the sun
I meant Un-American spoilery (in that it mentions something specific from a recent episode, not in the OMG XANDER DIES sense), since this thread isn't NAFDA. Speculative/humorous for 'Murricans.
§ ita § - Feb 26, 2003 12:24:51 pm PST #2648 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It doesn't have any plot points from the current season, though.
amych - Feb 26, 2003 12:26:16 pm PST #2649 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
ita, Andrew/camera .
Lyra Jane - Feb 26, 2003 12:27:14 pm PST #2650 of 10000
Up with the sun
I dunno. I had an Un-American on Livejournal yell at me yesterday for mentioning Andrew without using a spoiler cut, so I'm being extra-extra careful today.
Also, what amych said.