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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Lyra Jane - Feb 26, 2003 11:52:22 am PST #2645 of 10000
Up with the sun

Daniel C. Jensen in Buffy, S7 spoilery:

Heh. Now I'm thinking that would be the last scene of S7.....

The fight is over, every one who is dead is dead, the rest are just tuckered out.

Andrew plops down on a park bench....and his arm hits a bag containing his camera. He takes it out, turns it on, surbveying the aftermath. He starts singing... "Life is a movie...."

Xander sits up, change focus to him.... "Write your own ending..."

Slowly pan to Willow, shaking off the dark hair. "Keep Believing...Keep pretending"

Buffy jumps into the screen, takes out a demon. "We did what we set out to do!!"


Kat - Feb 26, 2003 12:15:44 pm PST #2646 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Is that really spoiler, LJ, or just speculative?


Lyra Jane - Feb 26, 2003 12:24:01 pm PST #2647 of 10000
Up with the sun

I meant Un-American spoilery (in that it mentions something specific from a recent episode, not in the OMG XANDER DIES sense), since this thread isn't NAFDA. Speculative/humorous for 'Murricans.


§ ita § - Feb 26, 2003 12:24:51 pm PST #2648 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It doesn't have any plot points from the current season, though.


amych - Feb 26, 2003 12:26:16 pm PST #2649 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

ita, Andrew/camera .


Lyra Jane - Feb 26, 2003 12:27:14 pm PST #2650 of 10000
Up with the sun

I dunno. I had an Un-American on Livejournal yell at me yesterday for mentioning Andrew without using a spoiler cut, so I'm being extra-extra careful today.

Also, what amych said.


§ ita § - Feb 26, 2003 12:30:43 pm PST #2651 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Huh. I'm not used to being less spoiler-sensitive than anyone than Pinwiz. Especially after the brouhaha in Buffy 3.

But I don't see a spoiler there.


Jessica - Feb 26, 2003 12:31:55 pm PST #2652 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I had an Un-American on Livejournal yell at me yesterday for mentioning Andrew without using a spoiler cut

That's just silly. If that's a spoiler, than "Buffy is still the Slayer" is a spoiler.


Kristen - Feb 26, 2003 12:34:50 pm PST #2653 of 10000

She is???

I can't BELIEVE you just said that. Now I don't even want to watch the show anymore...oh wait...


Lyra Jane - Feb 26, 2003 12:36:15 pm PST #2654 of 10000
Up with the sun

That's just silly. If that's a spoiler, than "Buffy is still the Slayer" is a spoiler.

She said she was 3 mos. behind and didn't want to know who was dead and who was alive, and which characters were in which episodes. The tone was more "please don't post specific details about Buffy without using an LJ-cut tag" than "I hate you, you spoiler whore!", but it still made me want to be a bit gentle with Un-Americans for now.

I agree it's safe for most people.