Zoe: First rule of battle, little one. Don't ever let 'em know where you are. Mal: Whoo-hoo! I'm right here! I'm right here! You want some of me? Yeah, you do! Come on! Come on! Aaah! Whoo-hoo! Zoe: Of course, there are other schools of thought...

'The Message'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Nilly - Feb 23, 2003 9:12:40 am PST #2603 of 10000
Swouncing

Jesse in Natter:

Hello to msbelle in Ireland! (The internet is funny. She looks just the same from Ireland as she does from New York.)


Theodosia - Feb 23, 2003 10:22:20 am PST #2604 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

From Dude, Where's My Precious:

Nutty:

Whereas, if Frodo had started the conversation with, "Hey, I know a dude from Gondor. Also, a few incredibly powerful people who trust me and think you should trust me too!", his relationship with Faramir would have been substantially less rocky.

Sean K:

But then maybe not. Faramir, even film!Faramir, doesn't strike me as the type to react well to name dropping. I think if Frodo had taken that route, Faramir would have been even more suspicious.

Nutty:

Well, but then you get the fun & exciting scene where Faramir quizzes Frodo on the name-droppees.

"So, Gandalf. Nice purple hat he wears."
"Grey, you mean. He's not Gandalf the Fashion Victim."
"Right. Grey. Ri-i-ight. You said you met Elrond?"
"Well, I thought it was him. But then later, he put on these strange clothes and dark goggles on his face, and said he had to go battle -- uhm, Key-ay-noo? I think it was -- with his boomstick."
"Boomstick? What is this new devilry?"
"I cannot say. A tool against the Dark Lord, I hope."
"I'm to believe this, Baggins?"

Okay, you're right.


Kate P. - Feb 23, 2003 10:43:57 am PST #2605 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Alibelle in Natter:

I swear to heretical mustachioed Jesus that I'm not Ali G.


Cindy - Feb 23, 2003 1:03:03 pm PST #2606 of 10000
Nobody

Fay in Bureaucracy

Were I to get Nattery here, which obviously I'm not going to, I'd be tempted to sing the praises of Dutch Chocolate. Which is not only defuckinglicious in and of its own right, but has also rendered someone (who obviously isn't me no siree bob) absolutely totally and utterly stoneder than a stoned thing covered in stones. In Estonia. Why yes, that stoned. Infinitely more stoned than smoking the occasional spliff had ever rendered her. Er. Or him. 'Cause this hypothetical chocolate-eating person could have been a him. What with the whole not-being-me.

Ahem.

</Natter>


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 23, 2003 1:11:52 pm PST #2607 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Katie M in Angel 2:

I give Gunn's parents the benefit of the doubt and assume they were killed a tragic car crash or pound cake accident or something.


Fay - Feb 23, 2003 2:34:15 pm PST #2608 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

in Natter:

Trudy:

Does anybody have a good pecan sandies recipe?

Teppy:

Go to store.

Find cookie aisle.

Purchase Pecan Sandies.

Thank Keebler Elves.


Rebecca Lizard - Feb 23, 2003 10:04:17 pm PST #2609 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

PMM: My world doesn't have #ffffff or #000000 in it, I fear.


meara - Feb 23, 2003 11:04:36 pm PST #2610 of 10000

In Bureaucracy:

Angus:

**coughF2Fboozefundcough**

Hec and I are of the same mind.

And Holli, no problem, we'll use it to buy you cigarettes or drugs.

Holli:

Fantastic! I knew this Internet thing would work out in my favor one day.


Ellen S. - Feb 23, 2003 11:12:30 pm PST #2611 of 10000
there is something to be said for the lyric and imperial attitude / believe that everything is for you until you discover that you are for it

Angus G - Only three members and we already have a schism! Things are going to plan.

billytea - I like to imagine Jesus saying this, while twirling his moustache of course.


Theodosia - Feb 24, 2003 4:33:57 am PST #2612 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Hil R. in Natter:

I once saw a cat try to attack the television while it was showing the Kenneth Branagh Hamlet. This cat was already known to be evil, so I'm not sure what this says about Kenneth Branagh or Hamlet.