Alibelle in Natter:
I swear to heretical mustachioed Jesus that I'm not Ali G.
Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.
'Selfless'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Kate P. - Feb 23, 2003 10:43:57 am PST #2605 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Cindy - Feb 23, 2003 1:03:03 pm PST #2606 of 10000
Nobody
Fay in Bureaucracy
Were I to get Nattery here, which obviously I'm not going to, I'd be tempted to sing the praises of Dutch Chocolate. Which is not only defuckinglicious in and of its own right, but has also rendered someone (who obviously isn't me no siree bob) absolutely totally and utterly stoneder than a stoned thing covered in stones. In Estonia. Why yes, that stoned. Infinitely more stoned than smoking the occasional spliff had ever rendered her. Er. Or him. 'Cause this hypothetical chocolate-eating person could have been a him. What with the whole not-being-me.
Ahem.
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Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 23, 2003 1:11:52 pm PST #2607 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Katie M in Angel 2:
I give Gunn's parents the benefit of the doubt and assume they were killed a tragic car crash or pound cake accident or something.
Fay - Feb 23, 2003 2:34:15 pm PST #2608 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
in Natter:
Trudy:
Does anybody have a good pecan sandies recipe?
Teppy:
Go to store.
Find cookie aisle.
Purchase Pecan Sandies.
Thank Keebler Elves.
Rebecca Lizard - Feb 23, 2003 10:04:17 pm PST #2609 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
PMM: My world doesn't have #ffffff or #000000 in it, I fear.
meara - Feb 23, 2003 11:04:36 pm PST #2610 of 10000
In Bureaucracy:
Angus:
**coughF2Fboozefundcough**
Hec and I are of the same mind.
And Holli, no problem, we'll use it to buy you cigarettes or drugs.
Holli:
Fantastic! I knew this Internet thing would work out in my favor one day.
Ellen S. - Feb 23, 2003 11:12:30 pm PST #2611 of 10000
there is something to be said for the lyric and imperial attitude / believe that everything is for you until you discover that you are for it
Angus G - Only three members and we already have a schism! Things are going to plan.
billytea - I like to imagine Jesus saying this, while twirling his moustache of course.
Theodosia - Feb 24, 2003 4:33:57 am PST #2612 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Hil R. in Natter:
I once saw a cat try to attack the television while it was showing the Kenneth Branagh Hamlet. This cat was already known to be evil, so I'm not sure what this says about Kenneth Branagh or Hamlet.
billytea - Feb 24, 2003 10:29:03 am PST #2613 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Thessaly in Natter, with regards to her ferret's coping mechanisms:
When we bought Jemmy, ferret #2, the stages seemed to be:
1. Wasn't I *enough*? How could you betray me like this!!!! If I were human, I would wear black turtlenecks and listen to The Cure.
2. Perhaps it's supposed to be a toy. I'd better hide it under the bed.
3. Owner seems upset when new toy squeaks and has coated it with something upalatable. Also, occasionally it fights back. Not recommended in small spaces where it has the advantage. Have decided to take nap and rise above it all.
4. Have found use for interloper after all - am instructing her to distract owner while making way into sweater drawer. World Domination Is Mine.
Edited for species integrity.
Kate P. - Feb 24, 2003 11:29:05 am PST #2614 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Nutty in Natter, about her roommate:
She's sort of, hum, she's like a bale of hay. You can kick her really hard, and her shape won't change at all.