Look, Angel, I know you've been out of the loop for a while, but I'm still evil. I don't do errands...unless they're evil errands.

Lilah ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


DXMachina - Feb 02, 2003 8:49:12 am PST #2228 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Cindy, commenting on a news item in Natter 8:

It's Groundhog Day. Punxsutawney Phil, saw his shadow this morning so more winter weather is on the way.

Little rat bastard.


Rebecca Lizard - Feb 02, 2003 12:02:17 pm PST #2229 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Anne:

Hec, how do cat owners drive you nuts? Is it because we inisist on talking about our ickle-snooky-wooky-sweetiepies nonstop?

Hec:

Because [some cat owners - not the Buffistas surely] take a nice furry lizard creature with a brain the size of a walnut, whose only ambition is to sleep, nip through the spinal cords of small creatures and bite while having sex and pour all of [their] neuroses onto them until the cats look like a weird mirror of intimacy issues staring back at their owners blankly. Which their owners interpret as love. But, of course, this does not apply to the Buffistas at all. Other people. Who talk about their cats in that insane kind of wrapped-up-in-them way.

ita:

Some people are like that about cats, some are like that about The Beatles.


DCJensen - Feb 02, 2003 12:16:29 pm PST #2230 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Sophia Brooks:

I really need to get going-- but I just emptied my purse looking for my ATM card and I have, in addition to normal purse things the following: THREE tape measures, red paint, glitter, a package of elastic, a USB cord. and a card from a card catolog for "Titanium and its Compounds". WTF?


jengod - Feb 02, 2003 4:14:37 pm PST #2231 of 10000

Nilly in Natter:

and excuse me if you've talked about it already, I'm such a skipper I should have a boat


Anathema - Feb 02, 2003 4:17:39 pm PST #2232 of 10000
Jonathan Will Always Be My Hero

Now that's funny. Call it the Minnow.


Betsy HP - Feb 02, 2003 6:46:40 pm PST #2233 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

In Angel, but nonspoilery:

Cindy: You know, before the Champion thing became the new black on Angel, I used to have this whole big riff on how Buffy is a hero and Angel is a champion.

Billytea: Maybe you could rewrite it with Angel as a champignon. There seems to be a consensus that the latest ep demonstrated how much in the dark he really is.


Cashmere - Feb 02, 2003 8:56:39 pm PST #2234 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

From Firefly a la Footprints in the Sand:

melsta quoting Adam Baldwin from the Official Firefly Board

"Keep believing, Joss will figure something out... He loves us."

Laura

and he is not alone.

and Allyson

And when there was only one set of footprints in the sand, it was Joss, stalking behind you, planning to give you a wedgie.


sj - Feb 03, 2003 12:19:28 am PST #2235 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Jess PMoon in Bitches

the customer is 98% of the time wrong like a Parker-Riley sandwich and lying through their teeth to get a free somethingorother.


Elena - Feb 03, 2003 2:21:20 am PST #2236 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.

Picking through Dude, here's a good one from

Matt the Bruins Fan - I really am the only Buffista who loves the Jackson films in an entirely platonic way, aren't I?


Nilly - Feb 03, 2003 3:52:00 am PST #2237 of 10000
Swouncing

In UnAmericans:

Betsy: Buffistas are all about the snark, Zoe. Seriously. That's our unifying value.

Okay, snark and politeness.

Okay, snark, politeness, and cheekbones.

Penny B: Our four greatest assets are. . .