Anne:

Hec, how do cat owners drive you nuts? Is it because we inisist on talking about our ickle-snooky-wooky-sweetiepies nonstop?

Hec:

Because [some cat owners - not the Buffistas surely] take a nice furry lizard creature with a brain the size of a walnut, whose only ambition is to sleep, nip through the spinal cords of small creatures and bite while having sex and pour all of [their] neuroses onto them until the cats look like a weird mirror of intimacy issues staring back at their owners blankly. Which their owners interpret as love. But, of course, this does not apply to the Buffistas at all. Other people. Who talk about their cats in that insane kind of wrapped-up-in-them way.

ita:

Some people are like that about cats, some are like that about The Beatles.

Sophia Brooks:

I really need to get going-- but I just emptied my purse looking for my ATM card and I have, in addition to normal purse things the following: THREE tape measures, red paint, glitter, a package of elastic, a USB cord. and a card from a card catolog for "Titanium and its Compounds". WTF?

Nilly in Natter:

and excuse me if you've talked about it already, I'm such a skipper I should have a boat

Now that's funny. Call it the Minnow.

In Angel, but nonspoilery:

Cindy: You know, before the Champion thing became the new black on Angel, I used to have this whole big riff on how Buffy is a hero and Angel is a champion.

Billytea: Maybe you could rewrite it with Angel as a champignon. There seems to be a consensus that the latest ep demonstrated how much in the dark he really is.

From Firefly a la Footprints in the Sand:

melsta quoting Adam Baldwin from the Official Firefly Board

"Keep believing, Joss will figure something out... He loves us."

Laura

and he is not alone.

and Allyson

And when there was only one set of footprints in the sand, it was Joss, stalking behind you, planning to give you a wedgie.

Jess PMoon in Bitches

the customer is 98% of the time wrong like a Parker-Riley sandwich and lying through their teeth to get a free somethingorother.

Picking through Dude, here's a good one from

Matt the Bruins Fan - I really am the only Buffista who loves the Jackson films in an entirely platonic way, aren't I?

In UnAmericans:

Betsy: Buffistas are all about the snark, Zoe. Seriously. That's our unifying value.

Okay, snark and politeness.

Okay, snark, politeness, and cheekbones.

Penny B: Our four greatest assets are. . .

Context? It's Allyson. You'll get no more context from me.

It's a look that screams, "Give me acid washed stretch jeans and the latest Whitesnake album, because we're going to the mall!"