You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Ellen S. - Oct 05, 2002 7:21:05 pm PDT #222 of 10000
there is something to be said for the lyric and imperial attitude / believe that everything is for you until you discover that you are for it

(Clearing stuff off old floppies - most of these are from early 2001)

Shrift - "We are Porn. Resistance is a turn-on."

AllysonGrrl - Oh, and I finally ordered cable. I will be unable to communicate with you for awhile, because I will be busy undulating to the rhythm of my own brain oozing out of my left ear.

Elena B - My first few posts are me taunting everyone because I get to see Buffy on Mondays. And then, by my sixth or seventh post I'm waxing pornosophical.

Erin G. - (on writing) I returneth to the writing as a dog to its vomit...and it just doesn't get easier! But it's like crack! Frustrating crack! With a lot of exclamation points!

Betsy Hanes Perry - Oh, I think I can trust Angel to save the world. Just not maintain it.

Matt the Bruins fan - There's good taste in clothing, and then there's knowing what good taste looks like so you can snap it in the face with your salmon-colored feather boa..

BHP - A mighty fortress is our Google.


scrappy - Oct 05, 2002 9:52:11 pm PDT #223 of 10000
Nobody

Amok - Preoccupation, brooding, mild depression followed by wild rage, running about madly, attacking people or animals. After the attack the person feels exhausted, has no memory of the attack and often commits suicide.

This one sounds like my kitten. Except instead of committting suicide, she naps.

Sue, in Natter, reacting to one item on ita's buffet of international craziness.


Angus G - Oct 06, 2002 7:35:35 am PDT #224 of 10000
Roguish Laird

I think I'll stick with smokes, Scrappy. Last night I did this thing called, "being on book" in which I people would yell, "LINE!" and I would yell the line they forgot.

The play is about Charlotte Bronte.

"May I read a book, father?"

Everything is tragic, and people die of consumption, and no ninjas explode from dark corners to do battle with naked teenage girls.

I'd rather be dead, than go back, tomorrow. But i made a promise, and so I'll go.

I think I'm supposed to continue cutting through books with an exacto knife so that they can be fitted with little lights so the actors can look creepy with reciting some boring Howard's End type shit.

Did i mention that i REALLY love this friend?

Allyson in Natter, on discovering the magic of theatre.


scrappy - Oct 06, 2002 10:12:23 am PDT #225 of 10000
Nobody

Basically, we should have all of Allyson's posts automatically show up here, to save us the trouble of cut and pasting. That girl funny.


Rebecca Lizard - Oct 06, 2002 2:52:44 pm PDT #226 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Me:
It's a porn emergency!

erikaj:
Holy hooters, Batman!


Hil R. - Oct 06, 2002 7:48:55 pm PDT #227 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Caroma, in Angel:

Exit Leland. Good. His lack of a tie bothered me.


Theodosia - Oct 06, 2002 9:44:36 pm PDT #228 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

JessPMoon, in Angel:

Is it sick of me to want that PDA?


Trudy Booth - Oct 06, 2002 10:32:03 pm PDT #229 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Matt and Tom Scola in ANGEL:

Matt tbf: He figured out how to keep her uncertain and directionless by keying in on her psychological weak spots.

Tom Scola: And her need to pee.


§ ita § - Oct 06, 2002 10:34:48 pm PDT #230 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Theodosia - Oct 06, 2002 10:35:20 pm PDT #231 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Shawn, in Natter:

On the workout tip, elliptical machines were invented by the baby jesus. I was on it for an *hour* today. In addition to cycling! When you can bounce a quarter off my ass I'm sending a thank you note to Trent Reznor.