Amok - Preoccupation, brooding, mild depression followed by wild rage, running about madly, attacking people or animals. After the attack the person feels exhausted, has no memory of the attack and often commits suicide.

This one sounds like my kitten. Except instead of committting suicide, she naps.

Sue, in Natter, reacting to one item on ita's buffet of international craziness.

I think I'll stick with smokes, Scrappy. Last night I did this thing called, "being on book" in which I people would yell, "LINE!" and I would yell the line they forgot.

The play is about Charlotte Bronte.

"May I read a book, father?"

Everything is tragic, and people die of consumption, and no ninjas explode from dark corners to do battle with naked teenage girls.

I'd rather be dead, than go back, tomorrow. But i made a promise, and so I'll go.

I think I'm supposed to continue cutting through books with an exacto knife so that they can be fitted with little lights so the actors can look creepy with reciting some boring Howard's End type shit.

Did i mention that i REALLY love this friend?

Allyson in Natter, on discovering the magic of theatre.

Basically, we should have all of Allyson's posts automatically show up here, to save us the trouble of cut and pasting. That girl funny.

Me:
It's a porn emergency!

erikaj:
Holy hooters, Batman!

Caroma, in Angel:

Exit Leland. Good. His lack of a tie bothered me.

JessPMoon, in Angel:

Is it sick of me to want that PDA?

Matt and Tom Scola in ANGEL:

Matt tbf: He figured out how to keep her uncertain and directionless by keying in on her psychological weak spots.

Tom Scola: And her need to pee.

Shawn, in Natter:

On the workout tip, elliptical machines were invented by the baby jesus. I was on it for an *hour* today. In addition to cycling! When you can bounce a quarter off my ass I'm sending a thank you note to Trent Reznor.

Sorry, Stompy Foot-- I didn't think that gave anything up.