You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 29, 2003 11:29:38 pm PST #2186 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Mucho Spoily in Angel:

Kat: So why does he say Buffy in his dream of perfect happiness, while he's boffing Cordy?

ita: I dunno, but if it contributes to no C/A ever, even in his dreams, I'm all for it.


Rebecca Lizard - Jan 29, 2003 11:35:32 pm PST #2187 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Java, would you consider breaking up yr above long post? It's kind of hard to read it.


Trudy Booth - Jan 30, 2003 2:15:33 am PST #2188 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Nilly: Do you have any idea how many years it took me to understand why English speakers hated Monday enough to write songs about it?


Cindy - Jan 30, 2003 5:18:18 am PST #2189 of 10000
Nobody

Y'all are making me wish I was already caught up in Angel.

Java or stompy - Will someone please edit Java's big post up there so that there are spaces between the posters' names? It's hard to read (when you're old and lazy).

edited to say please, because what was I - brought up in a barn?


DXMachina - Jan 30, 2003 5:51:55 am PST #2190 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Okay, fixed.


Sean K - Jan 30, 2003 8:30:22 am PST #2191 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Hmm... Except my second line is quoted wrong. In fact, it's somebody else's line, attributed to me. My second line was actually:

This is why I called Minister of Kill the Stupid People. I can see nothing but endless job satisfaction here.

Cut me off. Dead.

Trying to turn left from a driving lane while a perfectly functioning left turn lane is right next to you. Dead.

Call my house while I'm watching Buffy to try and sell me long distance services from the comany that already handles my long distance. Dead.

Try to replace my favorite TV shows with reality programming. Dead.

All candidates wil be considered on a case-by-case basis.

(Edited to actually include the line I was talking about. Stoopid itchy posty-finger)


Betsy HP - Jan 30, 2003 10:04:42 am PST #2192 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Kat: I'm watching Celebrity Mole, which Lori insists on calling Celebrity Molé. Honestly a molé made out of celebrities would be TERRIBLE because they'd be all tough and stringly. You want molé made from soft doughy people. Not celebrities!


Betsy HP - Jan 30, 2003 10:25:43 am PST #2193 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Caroma: Uh-oh! The special effect is angry!


Nora Deirdre - Jan 30, 2003 11:54:50 am PST #2194 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

ita, in Bureaucracy:

I'm pretty sure we'll need to lose the slash.

My god, I can't believe I said that.


msbelle - Jan 30, 2003 12:27:16 pm PST #2195 of 10000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

context and corrections are for wimps:

Aimee in Natter 7:

Yeah, I can pretty fun.