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Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

Mal ,'Safe'

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Sean K - Jan 30, 2003 8:30:22 am PST #2191 of 10000

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Hmm... Except my second line is quoted wrong. In fact, it's somebody else's line, attributed to me. My second line was actually:

This is why I called Minister of Kill the Stupid People. I can see nothing but endless job satisfaction here.

Cut me off. Dead.

Trying to turn left from a driving lane while a perfectly functioning left turn lane is right next to you. Dead.

Call my house while I'm watching Buffy to try and sell me long distance services from the comany that already handles my long distance. Dead.

Try to replace my favorite TV shows with reality programming. Dead.

All candidates wil be considered on a case-by-case basis.

(Edited to actually include the line I was talking about. Stoopid itchy posty-finger)

Betsy HP - Jan 30, 2003 10:04:42 am PST #2192 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

Kat: I'm watching Celebrity Mole, which Lori insists on calling Celebrity Molé. Honestly a molé made out of celebrities would be TERRIBLE because they'd be all tough and stringly. You want molé made from soft doughy people. Not celebrities!

Betsy HP - Jan 30, 2003 10:25:43 am PST #2193 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

Caroma: Uh-oh! The special effect is angry!

Nora Deirdre - Jan 30, 2003 11:54:50 am PST #2194 of 10000

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

ita, in Bureaucracy:

I'm pretty sure we'll need to lose the slash.

My god, I can't believe I said that.

msbelle - Jan 30, 2003 12:27:16 pm PST #2195 of 10000

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

context and corrections are for wimps:

Aimee in Natter 7:

Yeah, I can pretty fun.

jengod - Jan 30, 2003 3:42:10 pm PST #2196 of 10000

Dana, spoilery, in Angel:

Oh, yeah. I'm just saying that he apparently came in the vision sex and there's still a part of me that can't believe I'm having this conversation.

msbelle - Jan 30, 2003 3:45:45 pm PST #2197 of 10000

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Whitefont alert - danger danger

Cindy - Jan 30, 2003 3:55:13 pm PST #2198 of 10000

Nobody

Lyra Jane and Betsy in Angel (no spoilers at all)

you can't spend 130 years with someone and regard them as just a roll in the hay

Vampires can. That's what's so much fun about being a vampire.

jengod - Jan 30, 2003 4:06:21 pm PST #2199 of 10000

msbelle, is that better? (it was white on my machine, but...)

Calli - Jan 30, 2003 5:18:57 pm PST #2200 of 10000

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Chicat: thessaly is evil.

Thessaly: *grin*

Evil required too much of a commitment, so I went with the Discordians instead. Not that occasional evil is ruled out, I'm just not full time.

I Am the Temp of Evil.

Also, sometimes I make cookies.

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