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jengod - Oct 03, 2002 1:21:31 pm PDT #209 of 10000

Nutty - Firefly Spoilers - "Tim's presence in the spoiler thread means we'll either get some reasonably reliable gossip, or the entire universe will divide by zero and implode."

(He showed up, and said something, and then deleted it, so you aren't missing anything, spoiler virgins.)

Nutty - Oct 03, 2002 2:38:51 pm PDT #210 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Steph, Natter:

Satin Rooooolz!

Errrr...sorry, sorry. Typo.

Satan rules.

Aims - Oct 03, 2002 3:02:06 pm PDT #211 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

The ever-prolific Emily in Natter:

AAAARRRRRGH. Fuck fuck fuck how fucking hard is this, you motherfucking pieces of goddamn shit-eating monkey-brain-pan-fucking goat-turd-eaters? Your ancestors stole pap from baby's mouths to line their dens and your graves will sprout foul-smelling fungus!

Aims - Oct 03, 2002 3:03:36 pm PDT #212 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Anne W. in Literary:

There's a new book I need to order: "How to stab people named billytea and nick their VCRs."

billytea's response:

I think I have that book, only I got the second edition with "...and assume their identities" at the end. It sits on my bookshelf next to "Everything I need to know I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains".

Trudy Booth - Oct 03, 2002 5:05:13 pm PDT #213 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

If you're gonna go to jail, have enough cigarettes with you when you get arrested. That's all the advice I have.

-- Michele T (re: civil disobedience, dears)

bon bon - Oct 03, 2002 10:42:58 pm PDT #214 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Somebody'll have to remind me of the pitcher on this one:

Edit: Erika I knew Nom was a guy cause he sent me mail with a Really Male real life name.

Noumenon

Oh, Testy McTosterone the Penile Pamperer? That's my work address. They make us use our stage names.

Theodosia - Oct 04, 2002 5:12:22 am PDT #215 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

billytea in Natter:

Matt, you know those new IKEA ads? Yeah. He’s talking to you. That’s right, just you. Even Swedes think you're crazy. People who ferment herring doubt your sanity.

erikaj - Oct 04, 2002 8:04:56 am PDT #216 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

Shawn, that first part was me(I?)

Cindy - Oct 04, 2002 2:38:52 pm PDT #217 of 10000
Nobody

Me - in the sense of not me at all, but rather you. But not I. Oh no. Not I.

Steph L. - Oct 04, 2002 2:44:09 pm PDT #218 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Ellen S., in Natter (and Consuela's tagline):

I wonder how long blood fueds would last in societies with a good cable package.

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