Steph, Natter:
Satin Rooooolz!
Errrr...sorry, sorry. Typo.
Satan rules.
Gunn: We open a can of Machiavelli on his ass. Harmony: It's Matchabelli, Einstein, and it doesn't come in a can.
'Soul Purpose'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Nutty - Oct 03, 2002 2:38:51 pm PDT #210 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Aims - Oct 03, 2002 3:02:06 pm PDT #211 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
The ever-prolific Emily in Natter:
AAAARRRRRGH. Fuck fuck fuck how fucking hard is this, you motherfucking pieces of goddamn shit-eating monkey-brain-pan-fucking goat-turd-eaters? Your ancestors stole pap from baby's mouths to line their dens and your graves will sprout foul-smelling fungus!
Aims - Oct 03, 2002 3:03:36 pm PDT #212 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Anne W. in Literary:
There's a new book I need to order: "How to stab people named billytea and nick their VCRs."
billytea's response:
I think I have that book, only I got the second edition with "...and assume their identities" at the end. It sits on my bookshelf next to "Everything I need to know I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains".
Trudy Booth - Oct 03, 2002 5:05:13 pm PDT #213 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
If you're gonna go to jail, have enough cigarettes with you when you get arrested. That's all the advice I have.
-- Michele T (re: civil disobedience, dears)
bon bon - Oct 03, 2002 10:42:58 pm PDT #214 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Somebody'll have to remind me of the pitcher on this one:
Edit: Erika I knew Nom was a guy cause he sent me mail with a Really Male real life name.
Noumenon
Oh, Testy McTosterone the Penile Pamperer? That's my work address. They make us use our stage names.
Theodosia - Oct 04, 2002 5:12:22 am PDT #215 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
billytea in Natter:
Matt, you know those new IKEA ads? Yeah. He’s talking to you. That’s right, just you. Even Swedes think you're crazy. People who ferment herring doubt your sanity.
erikaj - Oct 04, 2002 8:04:56 am PDT #216 of 10000
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)
Shawn, that first part was me(I?)
Cindy - Oct 04, 2002 2:38:52 pm PDT #217 of 10000
Nobody
Me - in the sense of not me at all, but rather you. But not I. Oh no. Not I.
Steph L. - Oct 04, 2002 2:44:09 pm PDT #218 of 10000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Ellen S., in Natter (and Consuela's tagline):
I wonder how long blood fueds would last in societies with a good cable package.
Rebecca Lizard - Oct 04, 2002 10:31:55 pm PDT #219 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Kirsten, in Firefly (I don't think this is spoilery; admin with yr crazy admin power edit if you disagree)
So I keep hearing talk of a great episode. Sadly, I can't confirm this since there's a baseball game on.
Which, you know, should make this week's column very interesting...
Mal appears to have abandoned the tight-fitting camel-colored pants and brown coat in favor of white pinstripes with an odd matching navy blue cap. The entire cast is no longer carrying guns but, rather, sturdy wooden bats.
The episode's theme seems to be...genitalia manipulation. Which is clearly a metaphor for sexual politics and...oh I give up.
Go Yankees!