Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?

Willow ,'Empty Places'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


jengod - Jan 22, 2003 1:51:57 pm PST #2046 of 10000

I'm drunk with power. Sorry. :)


Cindy - Jan 22, 2003 2:12:25 pm PST #2047 of 10000
Nobody

I'm drunk with power. Sorry. :)

We know who the real baby warlock is, now.

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Billytea channels season 6 Buffy. Non-spoilery, from Buffy 2

S6, of course: "I do this vamp, not because he is easy though he is but because he is hard!"


Betsy HP - Jan 22, 2003 2:28:45 pm PST #2048 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Shrift: And let me just say that spring-loading the barstools in an establishment that serves absinthe is just downright mean.


Betsy HP - Jan 22, 2003 2:38:41 pm PST #2049 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Pmoon: I don't even have a head anymore. How am I gonna wear my tiara now?


askye - Jan 22, 2003 4:10:12 pm PST #2050 of 10000
Thrive to spite them

Ple sums up last week's episode of Angel (From Angel--Spoilery)

Okay. Angel sees CoCo. Hulk Smash. Fred sees Gunn. Schmoop happens. Wes sees Fred see Gunn. Sulk happens. Lilah sees Wes is alive. Relief happens. Wes sees Lilah is evil. Break up happens. Cordy sees world doesn't end. Morning After happens. Connor sees he was just a lapse in judgement. Pouting happens. Connor sees Lilah. Snark happens. Big Rubber Satan sees W&H. Carnage happens. Lilah gets poked. See Connor. See Connor fight. Fight Connor, Fight! See Connor Fly. See Wes. See Wes save Lilah. See Lilah tell him Connor's inside. See MoG to the Rescue. See Zombie Lawyers!!! BRAAAAINSSSSSSSSS...

See Angel kick Cordy out.

See Cordy go OOPS!

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Theodosia - Jan 22, 2003 4:12:11 pm PST #2051 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Madrigal:

According to my first source of pregnancy information, my mother, morning sickness does not exist, nor do most symptoms of pregnancy. They're media lies. Labor does not hurt - it's merely discomfort because laziness results in muscle ache - it's just like how someone's arm would hurt if they tried to lift weights for the first time. If labor takes more than five hours, you're doing something very wrong. Pregnancies that run late are the result of negative attitudes. Some of these theories stem from her vocation as gym teacher, and the fact that if she didn't experience something, she reasoned that it must not exist. (And it is the family theory that Baby #6 adopted her bizarre position in utero just to spite her mother and require an "unnatural" c-section.)


Jesse - Jan 22, 2003 4:13:58 pm PST #2052 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In Natter:

Aimee: Of course, I have no idea if she is into pre-menopause because, well, how does one politely ask their mother that?

Ellen: This is why we need a Buffistas etiquette guide.

Chapter 10: "Hot in Herre?" Your Menopausal Mother and You.

Also, playing that on the radio when it hasn't broken 20 F in days is just mean.


Jessica - Jan 22, 2003 5:47:12 pm PST #2053 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Rio: You mean it was started by Buffistas? Because if so then WE ARE ALL GENIUSES.


Kat - Jan 22, 2003 6:30:44 pm PST #2054 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Alibelle the COMMalicious, in Natter,

It creeps me out that, technically, I've lived much of my life according to the RR's ideal. I'm only comforted by the fact that, as far as I can tell, the majority of them have not.


Cashmere - Jan 22, 2003 7:07:57 pm PST #2055 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Erin G in Angel, spoilery

I still don't feel the Connor vibe. But, hey, it's Cordy's (booty) call.