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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Elena - Jan 08, 2003 11:38:44 pm PST #1798 of 10000

Thanks for all the fish.

A fairly typical Bitch exchange -

PMM - I've been known to spend whole days trying to do everything one-armed, just in case. Which may make no sense, but I know that I can shave my armpits that way.

Steph - I can never decide if I fear you or love you.

jengod - Jan 09, 2003 12:47:41 am PST #1799 of 10000

ita in Literary: The library always got everything back. It was the schools that I robbed blind. And friends.

Well, not robbed. Books belonged to me, because I liked them best. But at least at a library they were getting fresh air and exercise.

sj - Jan 09, 2003 12:59:17 am PST #1800 of 10000

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Jen in Buffy. Spoilery for season 7

> The idea that in the Buffyverse those emotional links lead to telepathy seems a lot more reasonable than, say, a GIANT EYEBALL knowing the motives of the First. IJS.

jengod - Jan 09, 2003 1:09:04 am PST #1801 of 10000

Deena - Jan 9, 2003 2:51:45 am EST #6268 of 6269 Edit Delete Mark There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror. W. Somerset Maugham

Sharing time! DH: "The new movie Darkness Falls has Buffy's Anyanka in it!"
Deena: Nod
DH: "You knew?"
Deena: "Yes, Emma Caulfield. I'd heard."
DH: "And you knew how?"
Deena: "I'm now a buffista. I know everything."
DH: "I KNEW it, I knew it was a buffista thing!"

Elena - Jan 09, 2003 1:13:32 am PST #1802 of 10000

Thanks for all the fish.

Trudy: (re billytea) So, your loss of faith led you to the Buffistas?!?!

Angus G - Jan 09, 2003 5:06:04 am PST #1803 of 10000

Roguish Laird

On the Faith board I used to visit, we had a Baptist theology student who had as his tagline "Effing the ineffable".

Who else thought this: I wonder if his theological college knows he is visiting a board devoted to a cleavagey slutbomb?

Holli - Jan 09, 2003 5:15:03 am PST #1804 of 10000

an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

billytea, in Buffy (nonspoilery):

Farsi is yet another of my nemeses, along with Hosni Mubarak and the Girl Scouts of America.

Shell - Jan 09, 2003 9:15:18 am PST #1805 of 10000

Elena, in Buffy. Only the first line is spoilery:

I'm disappointed that Buffy didn't set the urVamp on fire. Because as an object lesson to impressionable young girls setting a man on fire works surprisingly well.

Anne W. - Jan 09, 2003 10:30:32 am PST #1806 of 10000

The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Madrigal, in Buffy (not spoilery--I think)

I'm preemptively thankful that as I refer to her as the Wallis Simpson of slayers that no one here will respond with, "Hey, Homer's dad's name is Abraham, not Wallis, you dumbfuck!"

Shell - Jan 09, 2003 10:43:20 am PST #1807 of 10000

ita, in Firefly 2:

There shouldn't be soda in war. War should have no carbonation.

I certainly hope there was no aspartame.

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