Buffistas

Now, this would be the perfect time for a swear word.

Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'

Coffee On My Monitor

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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jengod - Jan 09, 2003 1:09:04 am PST #1801 of 10000

Deena - Jan 9, 2003 2:51:45 am EST #6268 of 6269 Edit Delete Mark There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror. W. Somerset Maugham

Sharing time! DH: "The new movie Darkness Falls has Buffy's Anyanka in it!"
Deena: Nod
DH: "You knew?"
Deena: "Yes, Emma Caulfield. I'd heard."
DH: "And you knew how?"
Deena: "I'm now a buffista. I know everything."
DH: "I KNEW it, I knew it was a buffista thing!"

Elena - Jan 09, 2003 1:13:32 am PST #1802 of 10000

Thanks for all the fish.

Trudy: (re billytea) So, your loss of faith led you to the Buffistas?!?!

Angus G - Jan 09, 2003 5:06:04 am PST #1803 of 10000

Roguish Laird

On the Faith board I used to visit, we had a Baptist theology student who had as his tagline "Effing the ineffable".

Who else thought this: I wonder if his theological college knows he is visiting a board devoted to a cleavagey slutbomb?

Holli - Jan 09, 2003 5:15:03 am PST #1804 of 10000

an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

billytea, in Buffy (nonspoilery):

Farsi is yet another of my nemeses, along with Hosni Mubarak and the Girl Scouts of America.

Shell - Jan 09, 2003 9:15:18 am PST #1805 of 10000

Elena, in Buffy. Only the first line is spoilery:

I'm disappointed that Buffy didn't set the urVamp on fire. Because as an object lesson to impressionable young girls setting a man on fire works surprisingly well.

Anne W. - Jan 09, 2003 10:30:32 am PST #1806 of 10000

The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Madrigal, in Buffy (not spoilery--I think)

I'm preemptively thankful that as I refer to her as the Wallis Simpson of slayers that no one here will respond with, "Hey, Homer's dad's name is Abraham, not Wallis, you dumbfuck!"

Shell - Jan 09, 2003 10:43:20 am PST #1807 of 10000

ita, in Firefly 2:

There shouldn't be soda in war. War should have no carbonation.

I certainly hope there was no aspartame.

scrappy - Jan 09, 2003 10:49:32 am PST #1808 of 10000

Nobody

The always awesome Betsy, in Firefly.

So they just went to the local McCriminal's and ordered an Extra Thefty.

Theodosia - Jan 09, 2003 10:59:37 am PST #1809 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Nutty:

Wing Commander is my ur-text of sci-fi bricolage. It's got the guy from [movie] La Femme Nikita, as a courier between Hercule Poirot and [David Lynch version] Duke Leto, commanding squadrons of trash cans with wings, which fly and "drop" bombs on the enemy a la Tora Tora Tora. All this in the midst of a hormonal pilot sexual free-for-all, against the backdrop of a massive intergalactic war against hyperevolved cats.

How can that be wrong??

Betsy HP - Jan 09, 2003 11:00:33 am PST #1810 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

Heather: And, if we were in NO, we could be naked for no reason. Elena: I'd want there to be a reason. Being naked is not like wearing a tiara.

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