Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!

Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Trudy Booth - Oct 02, 2002 4:24:10 am PDT #187 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I loved it! I cried at the end! I like crazy Spike. I am back in Buffy heaven, and I forgive ME for all of what I thought were trespasses last season.

I also may be a little drunk.

-- Sophia Brooks


DXMachina - Oct 02, 2002 5:33:43 am PDT #188 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Ple - (white fonted from Buffy 1)

Die, Doglet, Die!!!


amych - Oct 02, 2002 6:36:56 am PDT #189 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Theodosia: in Buffy (whitefonted)

I guess trying to dig out your soul really messes up your clothing.


§ ita § - Oct 02, 2002 7:58:46 am PDT #190 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Remember -- when you're white fonting, say from which thread, so people can know whether they can highlight or not.

In fact, noting which thread is probably a good idea anyway.


billytea - Oct 02, 2002 8:19:01 am PDT #191 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

ita, Natter, nonspoilery (just to buck the trend):

Erika, you're right. Dry humping on the dancefloor is best done to an uptempo beat.


Nutty - Oct 02, 2002 8:50:49 am PDT #192 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Billytea, oblique and non-spoily, in Buffy:

if we learned nothing else from Hannibal it’s that it doesn’t get any funnier than cannibalism


Theodosia - Oct 02, 2002 9:11:51 am PDT #193 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

From Buffy, non-spoilery division

Jen:

Teppy and I will be over here in the pervert corner if anyone needs us.
Steph L:
But we'll be a little busy.


Michele T. - Oct 02, 2002 9:47:59 am PDT #194 of 10000
with a gleam in my eye, and an almost airtight alibi

Shrift, unspoilery in Angel:

Apparently, in the 2003 Angel calender, the Wesley quote: "For your information, I lead a rich and varied social life," is accompanied by...

... a picture of Wesley and Gunn.

Come to mama, lovely HoYay.


Sue - Oct 02, 2002 9:57:03 am PDT #195 of 10000
hip deep in pie

From Buffy:

Madrigal: an idle killing force
ita: That sounds cool. I want one.
Pinwiz: Really? I just want back-up dancers.


Betsy HP - Oct 02, 2002 10:24:05 am PDT #196 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Connie Neil:

"Excuse me, there are people in my head, and I don't believe I invited them."