Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Betsy HP - Jan 07, 2003 10:21:49 pm PST #1761 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Kat, S7 Buffy spoilery:

I think I would take any advice coming from a big eyeball with a humongous grain of salt.


Ms. Havisham - Jan 07, 2003 10:51:59 pm PST #1762 of 10000
And we will call it... "This Land."

:"Buffy" is the cream in the Oreo of this group. Unless you're British and don't know what that means, in which case she's the glue.

Rumor has it that Brits can't cook, but Oreos with glue...?


Cindy - Jan 08, 2003 3:12:55 am PST #1763 of 10000
Nobody

Ms. Havisham - Who was the source for that? Also? We (non-Brits) are unable to suss out what 'cream in the Oreo' means? It's our frellin' cookie. That's right Brits. I said 'cookie'. It's not a frigging biscuit. I'm calling Cheney. This means war.


Theodosia - Jan 08, 2003 5:30:00 am PST #1764 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I think it's "creme" in the Oreos. Which are as American as Mom, apple pies, and Toll House cookies!

Trudy Booth:

Say, how did you make the Dark Dildo of Doom? Is there a Worf action figure somewhere committing ritual suicide?


Theodosia - Jan 08, 2003 5:33:25 am PST #1765 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Gudanov, out of context:

When I said I have yet to meet anyone who is perfect, bear in mind that I have never met Paul Gross.


Ms. Havisham - Jan 08, 2003 6:21:14 am PST #1766 of 10000
And we will call it... "This Land."

Ms. Havisham - Who was the source for that?

It was quoted earlier in COMM, with reference.


Cindy - Jan 08, 2003 6:28:41 am PST #1767 of 10000
Nobody

You don't remember either?


Ms. Havisham - Jan 08, 2003 6:36:04 am PST #1768 of 10000
And we will call it... "This Land."

t glancing back

It was erikaj


Shell - Jan 08, 2003 6:44:42 am PST #1769 of 10000

Knut in Buffy, S7 spoilery:

My 2 cents: there was too much talking. Last episode was a lot of talk and I wanted a payoff, but I got talking, a totally obvious FE plant, and a plan that Fred from Scooby-Doo would have laughed at. Hell, his ascot would have laughed.


Dana - Jan 08, 2003 7:08:56 am PST #1770 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Cindy, in Natter, on the subject of campfire songs:

This is the song that doesn't end It just goes on and on, my friend Some people started singing it Not knowing what it was And they'll continue singing it Forever - just because...

This is the song that doesn't end...

You get the picture. My oldest is Literal!Boy. That song freaked him right the hell out. We had to make up an ending.