Previously in COMM (back on WX, [link] ):
Miracleman:
Okay, you know how you get a song stuck in your head?
Ever get two?
Ever get two wildly disparate songs?
Currently my mental soundtrack consists of Lord of The Rings and Merry Go Round Brokedown.
Which just gives me this weird mental image of Daffy Duck as Gollum, going "My preccccioussss...my preccccioouussss...I'm rich! I'm filthy rich! I'm comfortably well off! We're in the dark lands...we're in the dark lands..."
DavidS:
Wouldn't that be more like..."My prethhouss, My prethhouss..."?
Madrigal Costello:
Well, now I've got a scene of, "It's elf season!" "No, it's hobbit season!" "No, elf season!" in my head.
DXMachina:
"Be vewwy, vewwy qwiet. I'm hunting hobbits."
DavidS:
"Kill de Hobbit! Kill de Hobbit! What hab I done? I've killed de Hobbit..."
Miracleman:
Would that make Yosemite Sam Saruman? "You dang-blasted varmint of a wizard. I'll shoot you full of lead..."
Fred Pete:
"Of course, you realize this means war for the Ring."
DXMachina:
"Hey, this isn't Minas Tirith. I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Lothlorien..."
Nutty:
Okay, I was working on some all serious thoughts about the Constitution and amendments and the course of true bureaucracy, not to mention my experiences with federal paranoia, but now we are being all a-slapstick.
So... who does Foghorn Leghorn turn out to be? How about Pep le Pew?
DavidS:
"I say, I say, Listen here boy...You shall not pass! Nice Balrog but a little dim in the attic if you know what I mean."
billytea:
Sauron: "Where's the kaboom? There's supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!"