Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Zoe ,'Serenity'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


DXMachina - Dec 29, 2002 9:36:19 am PST #1580 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

I think only the second paragraph really needs to be white-fonted.


Theodosia - Dec 29, 2002 12:08:02 pm PST #1581 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

tralfamadore2001:

Brownies get patches for eating s'mores, so I figure Connor could probably earn the equivalent of a bronze award at least. He showed initiative and, you know, slicing body parts off of criminals has to count as some sort of community service.


Jim - Dec 29, 2002 2:28:42 pm PST #1582 of 10000
Ficht nicht mit Der Raketemensch!

not because of the English, because I'm not a good writer)

The tears on my cheeks reading that beg to differ, Nilly.


P.M. Marc - Dec 29, 2002 4:05:05 pm PST #1583 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

ita, that's S3 AtS.


Rebecca Lizard - Dec 29, 2002 5:00:19 pm PST #1584 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Betsy:

You call that a stompy foot? You call that stomping?

Yeesh, what are you, Miss Manners with a whip?


esse - Dec 30, 2002 3:52:39 am PST #1585 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Fay on Justin Timberlake:

He's cute, I guess - certainly looks impressively bendy.


Theodosia - Dec 30, 2002 6:22:41 am PST #1586 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

From Angel, definitely spoily for Season 4:

Madrigal Costello :

Which would mean that Angel'd become a father, then a grandfather in less than three years. And it'd complicate the family tree. But it would also mean that the CoCo puff would be half vampiric human, 1/ 4 floaty platitudy demon and 1/4 cheerleader - just like so many university roommates.

Pinwiz:

Or Cordy in High School?

Matt the Bruins fan :

I think my attitude toward the Cordelia/Connor pairing is similar to what pioneers must have had toward getting cowpox rather than smallpox. Not lethal like the alternative it wards one against, but hardly enjoyable.


Theodosia - Dec 30, 2002 7:06:55 am PST #1587 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

wolfram:

Being an active member of this board requires more reading than law school.


Theodosia - Dec 30, 2002 7:26:54 am PST #1588 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Deena, proving why she's fitting in so well around here:

Oh, re: pen and paper D&D, I can't quite seem to get into it. My husband, son and I tried to play once, but I kept hitting on all the other characters and getting porny, and then laughing like a loon must laugh if it does laugh. My son, who was trying to DM, got rather disgusted with me and didn't find me funny at all. I can't imagine it. It's amazing the number of things I can say that require his now standard response, "Never.say.that.in.my.hearing.again." I'm keeping count. We're up to about 563. Also amazing how innocuous the content can be when the delivery is "right".


Jon B. - Dec 30, 2002 7:52:59 am PST #1589 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

From Angel, mildly spoily:

Anything revealing that plot point is more than "mildly" spoilery IMHO.