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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Theodosia - Dec 30, 2002 6:22:41 am PST #1586 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

From Angel, definitely spoily for Season 4:

Madrigal Costello :

Which would mean that Angel'd become a father, then a grandfather in less than three years. And it'd complicate the family tree. But it would also mean that the CoCo puff would be half vampiric human, 1/ 4 floaty platitudy demon and 1/4 cheerleader - just like so many university roommates.

Pinwiz:

Or Cordy in High School?

Matt the Bruins fan :

I think my attitude toward the Cordelia/Connor pairing is similar to what pioneers must have had toward getting cowpox rather than smallpox. Not lethal like the alternative it wards one against, but hardly enjoyable.

Theodosia - Dec 30, 2002 7:06:55 am PST #1587 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

wolfram:

Being an active member of this board requires more reading than law school.

Theodosia - Dec 30, 2002 7:26:54 am PST #1588 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Deena, proving why she's fitting in so well around here:

Oh, re: pen and paper D&D, I can't quite seem to get into it. My husband, son and I tried to play once, but I kept hitting on all the other characters and getting porny, and then laughing like a loon must laugh if it does laugh. My son, who was trying to DM, got rather disgusted with me and didn't find me funny at all. I can't imagine it. It's amazing the number of things I can say that require his now standard response, "Never.say.that.in.my.hearing.again." I'm keeping count. We're up to about 563. Also amazing how innocuous the content can be when the delivery is "right".

Jon B. - Dec 30, 2002 7:52:59 am PST #1589 of 10000

A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

From Angel, mildly spoily:

Anything revealing that plot point is more than "mildly" spoilery IMHO.

Theodosia - Dec 30, 2002 7:58:19 am PST #1590 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Hmmm... you're right, I wasn't thinking clearly. I'll go back and remove the 'mildly' then.

Rebecca Lizard - Dec 30, 2002 9:46:30 am PST #1591 of 10000

You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Theo, you mean Angel S4, not S3. Can you change it?

Theodosia - Dec 30, 2002 9:53:02 am PST #1592 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Ooopsie. Clearly I did not switch my brain on this morning.

Aims - Dec 30, 2002 9:54:44 am PST #1593 of 10000

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Get a clapper for it. I did for mine AIFG!

Rebecca Lizard - Dec 30, 2002 10:00:37 am PST #1594 of 10000

You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

billytea:

(Let me point out right here that it states, in the Apocrypha at least, "Thou shalt not slash thy Lord and Saviour, nay, and slashing the apostles is majorly squicky as well." Though the Gnostics managed a work-around somehow.)

Nilly - Dec 30, 2002 10:22:42 am PST #1595 of 10000

Swouncing

And, again, billytea:

Man. I actually meara'd the last 300 posts. Today I leave work with a real feeling of accomplishment.

And, again, billytea:

More religions should worship a soap opera. (Hee. I'm now imagining close-up reaction shots on various gods. Hera, when she discovers Zeus has been getting it on with Leda - as a swan! Apollo, realising Hermes has stolen his cattle! Demeter, learning that Hades has abducted Persephone! The part of Hades will be played by Stephano DiMera. As usual.)

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