I know I'm a bad poet, but I'm a good man. All I ask is that... is that you try to see me—

William ,'Conversations with Dead People'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Betsy HP - Dec 27, 2002 12:53:22 pm PST #1557 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

In Firefly:

Scrappy: A car in front of me ont he freeway today had a bumper sticker which read "What would Serenity do?" I think it's probably some sort of buddhist take off on all the WWJD stuff, but I was hoping it was a Firefly reference.

Anne W.: Interesting, Scrappy. I don't think, however, that Buddha would advise kicking people into afterburners as a viable way of getting them off your back.


Theodosia - Dec 27, 2002 1:54:04 pm PST #1558 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Susan W, in TTT:

I now have a Boromir action figure to help Spike guard my workstation. Mmm...sexy and conflicted plastic goodness.


Fay - Dec 27, 2002 2:32:55 pm PST #1559 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Cindy in Dude, Where's My Precious on the usefulness of Buffista guidance in what to watch for in the movie (eg when to keep your eyes peeled to spot director Peter Jackson's cameo etc etc):

You know, while reading all of this, I've been wishing I'd had the Buffistas as guides for other events in my life. We should write a series of life-handbooks, you know the kind I mean like The 7 Habits of Highly Successful Hobbits or whatever. Granted, those sorts of books are all blather, but at least ours would be entertaining.

Birthing: The Buffista Way

Touted as the latest, best method for delivering your young into the world, heed The Buffistas as they serve as your guides through labo(u)r and delivery. Buffista children (not to be confused with Buffista Spirit Babies) are those ovary-ache inducing children others refer to as The Cutest Babies in the Word, The Most Precocious Children in the World, and Children Most Likely to have Recruited Minions by Puberty. If you want your child to understand the importance of serial commas and can time your contractions to coincide with the almost undetectable moment the wonderful Phoenix board takes to load, this is the birthing method for you.

The Buffistas Do Weddings

Emily Post has nothing on The Buffistas. Whether you're a guest, a participant or planning to actually speak rather than hold your peace (although not your piece), look no further than our handy, practical reference guide. Chapters include: 'The Seating Plan from Both sides: (AKA - FUCK! You sat me with D'Hoffryn?!? Damn straight, I did!)', 'Can I Wear My White Corset? - What's Appropriate? What's Foamy?' and 'Open Bar Only For an Hour? Let Me Take Some Money Out of the Card!'

Dude, Where's My Hymen? The Very Special Buffista Handbook

It's another Saturday night, and you're making out with that cute guy/girl YCrushMV from Social Studies, except you only think s/he's cute when you've mixed Red Bull (whatever that is) with Tequila. Should you? Shouldn't You? Should you wait 'til the prom? Should you wait 'til you're not in the MIDDLE of the prom? Everything you ever wanted to know, and more. Due to the mature themes in this book, do not let your mother read it. YtmiMV


Betsy HP - Dec 27, 2002 2:42:42 pm PST #1560 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

askye:

Dru and Spike got here yesterday, bless their little gingerbread hearts.

Unfortunatly the US Postal Service seems to have a Slayer working for it---they were not only beheaded but also drawn and quartered. Still I laid them all out and looked at them and imagined that they'd been in an epic battle with an gingerbread Buffy.


Fay - Dec 27, 2002 4:21:08 pm PST #1561 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

in Natter:

askye

...I even met someone who kept getting Harry Potter and LoTR (the movies) confused. Because both had wizards.

John H

You know how it is, I keep getting Rashomon and Pokemon confused, because they both end in the syllable "mon".


Theodosia - Dec 27, 2002 4:23:10 pm PST #1562 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

ita:

Please excuse me while I expire in a cloud of oldtimerness sautéed in a light oil of obscure injokery.


Theodosia - Dec 27, 2002 4:43:40 pm PST #1563 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Caroma, over in Firefly:

We few, we happy few, we band of buggered viewers and not in the good way...


billytea - Dec 27, 2002 5:32:01 pm PST #1564 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

In TTT:

Beverly

From back a ways, I am not as happy as some about Sir Ian playing Dumbledore. It will dilute his Gandalf, I'm afraid.

Matt the Bruins fan

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS... your exams this term, Mr. Potter."


Beverly - Dec 27, 2002 6:05:35 pm PST #1565 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Holiday illness discussion in Natter--

shrift:

Two out of three of my prescriptions basically have a Denis Leary-esque "Don't make any plans!" notation on them. Joy.

Madrigal:

I caught a traditional holiday bug and now my head is doing its salute to phlegm. I've been going back and forth sounding like either Alanna Ubach or an end-stage Katharine Hepburn.


P.M. Marc - Dec 27, 2002 11:33:50 pm PST #1566 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Evening, O Buffistas. This is notice to the admins -- ita, in specific -- that I did get that email, and thanks.

Also notice to the community at large that if you are a total ass and fail to respond to an email from a friend in Atlanta, and she remembers you're a Buffista, and she emails the admins afraid you are dead? The admins will provide proof you're not dead on demand. Not part of a cult, that they can't promise. That's for Phoenix 2.0.

Nutty, in either B or BBB.