'Time Bomb'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Evening, O Buffistas. This is notice to the admins -- ita, in specific -- that I did get that email, and thanks.
Also notice to the community at large that if you are a total ass and fail to respond to an email from a friend in Atlanta, and she remembers you're a Buffista, and she emails the admins afraid you are dead? The admins will provide proof you're not dead on demand. Not part of a cult, that they can't promise. That's for Phoenix 2.0.
Nutty, in either B or BBB.
ita, on the Legoloost:
A vendor said to me yesterday, after seeing my glorious wallpaper "I think my wife might have a crush on that Elf guy."
I broke the news to him. If he even has a slight hunch, then it's true and she's just trying to be nice. I've found men dismiss the Legolas- oost out of hand. "But he's nancing about!" "He's a girly man!"
"How many orcs have you killed recently?" I ask them.
That is what separates the geek from the elf.
Kiba Rika:
I was deified once. It was fun.
Cindy, in Firefly:
I need help interpreting this one. I went to see TTT tonight. In the VCR was the tape from Christmas morning and evening (my children, seeing their presents, opening presents, being goofy, singing, etc.).
Because I have the VCR programmed to record on Fridays at 8, the mother turned on and recorded. However, my VCR is set up such that it records whatever station to which the cable box is tuned. We were out. M-i-l let the kids watch Sponge Bob, which must have been on at 8:00. So, because Firefly wasn't on, Sponge Bob has been recorded over my Christmas video of my family.
Is this a good sign for the show? A bad sign for my family? Will Nickelodeon be picking up Firefly? Will the Red Sox ever again win the world series? Should Joss turn Simon into a big, yellow sponge? These are the kind of things I need to know.
Kiba Rika in Firefly (nonspoilery):
There's a book you need to get, called "Latin Sexual Vocabulary." It will solve all these problems for you.
Or you could just get a basic Catullus reader with a glossary in the back.
The only good thing I can think of about a stopover in Detroit is that it means it's not your destination.
ita in natter.
Emily - in Natter:
So I got my first birthday present -- a shelf screw! No, seriously, I was buying one so I can finally put my bookcase back together, and I made some comment about that being a nice birthday present, and the guy gave me my 20 cents back. I was touched all out of proportion to the actual cash value.
Allyson in Firefly - on spam and the joys of a fandom campaign.
Oddly, checking my mail and a spam comes up with the title, "FIND SERENITY NOW!"
Do You Need A More Positive Outlook On Life?
Does Your Marriage Suffer from Unstable Emotions?
Do You Have Unwanted Mood Swings?
Do You Have regretful Outbursts?
WE CAN HELP!
Serenity is the first, highly effective and completely safe mood stabilizer that is 100% natural......
See, now, Serenity CAUSES those unwanted mood swings.
So I got my first birthday present -- a shelf screw!
Okay, now that's a lie. I bought Emily a skirt off the discount rack for her birthday before xmas. Fess up, missy!
Betsy, in Natter:
We went to Cirque du Soleil last night. It was (an overused word) magical.
However, there was one incredibly beautiful act with two mostly-naked men flying through the air and grabbing on to each other. My husband looked at me and said "The Buffistas have ruined me for life."