I lob them in, Connie knocks them out of the park, in natter:
DX -
The Core looks like it could be the Worst. Movie. Ever. It looks like it's basically Armageddon, but going down, rather than up, and Jon opined Friday night that's probably exactly how it was pitched to the execs who greenlighted it.
Theodosia -
Yeah, the lack of The Core trailer was sad, because it's impossible to really convey how truly awful it was, like Campbell's Condensed Armageddon Soup, all in a minute-and-a-half trailer form.
Plei in Bitchy Fic, re: characters we love and their chances of ever knowing one bit of happiness.
I'm torn between wanting to torture them even more, and wanting to feed them soup.
Ms. Havisham:
"So the most difficult present to wrap this year is my mom's body
pillow."
Dana: I gotta say, the line break there really gave me pause.
The recasting of TTT in Dude Where's my Precious:
PMM:
Beastie Boys as all the Not!Frodo Hobbits.
Hec:
Yo, Mike Gamgee is rocking the house
Wit Pippin and Merry as small as a mouse
Don't fuck wit us 'cuz we got no fear
If you don't like it you can suck my palantir!
Connie Neil, Dude Where's My Precious, with a surprisingly insightful quip:
I think Mrs. Denethor went to her reward a long time ago. Being a mom in a fantasy world is a dangerous business.
In TTT:
askye: So who plays Legolas in your Worst Lord of the Rings Ever special?
ita: Carrot Top.