Jayne, you'll scare the women.

Zoe ,'Bushwhacked'


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Am-Chau Yarkona - Dec 17, 2002 8:05:05 am PST #1354 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Beat me, billytea. That's twice in as many days that I haven't been here on time!

ETA: it might be better, though. I was just going for COMMing thessely's reply- so you know.


meara - Dec 17, 2002 8:17:58 am PST #1355 of 10000

Reema in Buffy:

When I was wee, I was unfamiliar with crickets. I heard organized noise, and I assumed, like, ninjas.


Fay - Dec 17, 2002 8:24:25 am PST #1356 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Madrigal Costello. Er. Somewhere.

I just sent off my extra English paper, essentially seven pages of "geeks like their women kickass" but with phrases like narrative onanism and muliebrile subversion. That'll teach 'em to assume I'm a film major.


§ ita § - Dec 17, 2002 8:27:46 am PST #1357 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Nilly in Dude, Where's My Precious? re The Goonies:

I told my youngest sister that the young kid from that movie is Sam, she didn't believe me at first ('It can't be him! Maybe he ate Mikey, but it can't be Mikey!').


Am-Chau Yarkona - Dec 17, 2002 8:28:01 am PST #1358 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Fay in 'Dude, where's my precious?'

I shall keep Sam occupied, or die trying.


Nilly - Dec 17, 2002 8:33:07 am PST #1359 of 10000
Swouncing

erikaj in Natter:

It's crap, but it lasts forever. It's the American way.

And upon Fay asking her to tag it:

Thanks, Fay! Cause being a smartass about the land I love is also the American way, whether the guys in Washington appreciate it or not.

[Edited to add the American Way response]


Am-Chau Yarkona - Dec 17, 2002 8:50:53 am PST #1360 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Billytea, in 'Dude', about Merry/Pippen slash:

Hell, even the name - Merry Pippin - sounds like it should be a 15th century term for some age-rated village game of Hide the Thimble.


Vortex - Dec 17, 2002 8:58:28 am PST #1361 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Dana, in Firefly

It's just that NCW is doing her best to surgically remove my sense of humor.

But I'm reading about naked Quidditch, so it's all okay.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Dec 17, 2002 9:03:27 am PST #1362 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

We have so many funny things to say about LotR, it's unbeliveable!

Jon B (in Dude):

Reason #12423 why you folks have corrupted me: On the TiVo, there are currently a bunch of short bits on TTT. One of them is called "Get Merry With Pippin." My first thought was, "Oh dear lord, even my TiVo is getting all slashy."


meara - Dec 17, 2002 9:25:43 am PST #1363 of 10000

Allyson, in Firefly:

David E. Kelly! Stop making television shows!

What?

He could be reading the thread.