Oh, smacked in the noggin with a 2x4 wrapped in velvet. Yeah, that's what it felt like.

Lorne ,'Smile Time'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Holli - Dec 12, 2002 2:45:21 pm PST #1249 of 10000
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

Fay again, in Firefly again:

you have to imagine me in full Charlton Heston mode, only shorter & blonder & more buxom. And English. And less with the mad gun love. Although hip to the mad Gunn love. But I digress


askye - Dec 12, 2002 2:52:40 pm PST #1250 of 10000
Thrive to spite them

billytea in Firefly (re Dana's cow-orker):

Basically, from what I can tell, it boils down to: "Boss is mean to me! [stomp feet, kick heels]"

That's going too far. A crap work ethic is one thing, but unprovoked line dancing? She must go.


meara - Dec 12, 2002 2:54:34 pm PST #1251 of 10000

(much salad shooter silliness in Firefly that should probably be here too, but...)

in Firefly:

Victor: Wait. You have a Robotic Army of the Undead, and Aimee doesn't have a camel?

Wait...I'm spoiling a Christmas present here, aren't I?

Ellen S: Victor, I think you probably averted a tragic "Gift of the Magi" situation, where Aimee sells her camel sadle for a uranium core for MM's robotic army, and MM sells his Undead Army remote controller for a camel for Aimee's saddle.


Ellen S. - Dec 12, 2002 4:32:49 pm PST #1252 of 10000
there is something to be said for the lyric and imperial attitude / believe that everything is for you until you discover that you are for it

The Matt’n’Madrigal Show (from Firefly)

Matt: Whoever brought it up first, could we please stop talking about it? I'm willing to forgo any suggestion that Simon might play for my team for the rest of the day in return for limiting his potential romantic interests to women who wouldn't bear him eleven-toed offspring with no chins. ;-)

Madrigal: Well, we could switch to talking about how Mal had a certain sort of look on his face when he was talking about his mother.

Matt: Runs screaming into the night...

Trudy: Has anybody told Matt about Zoe and Wash being first cousins?

Matt: Hey, these woods I'm running through screaming are in Arkansas, after all.

Madrigal: Inara could be Mal's grandmother - for all we know companions are very good at keeping up a youthful appearance.

Matt: This would certainly explain their scorching chemistry to date.

*************

Alibelle: I need to get a job. Or I need to pick fights with all my friends so I don't have to go Christmas shopping.


Burrell - Dec 12, 2002 4:38:54 pm PST #1253 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

BHP, on the helpful household hints in Firefly:

It disturbs me that we have segued from Combat Tiddlywinks into Desserts of Death.


Jessica - Dec 12, 2002 7:26:21 pm PST #1254 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

JZ, nattering:

I am exactly the kind of dork who would do something like, say, buy a packet of Christmas Peeps, notice that they were shaped like gingerbread men, and then find herself unable to stop saying things like "Yo, I got all my Peeps with me," "Peeps representing for Candyland, yo," and "Peeps in tha HOUSE, yo!" For, like, three hours.


Theodosia - Dec 12, 2002 7:28:16 pm PST #1255 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

More JZ:

But the chances of my mom voluntarily putting any portion of her actual person in physical contact with any portion of my dad’s actual person are such that if you put them up against none, none would start to look like a terrifyingly large number.


Trudy Booth - Dec 13, 2002 12:08:44 am PST #1256 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

This was me, actually: Madigal: Has anybody told Matt about Zoe and Wash being first cousins?


DXMachina - Dec 13, 2002 7:01:53 am PST #1257 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

I went back and fixed it, Trudy.


Ellen S. - Dec 13, 2002 9:42:07 am PST #1258 of 10000
there is something to be said for the lyric and imperial attitude / believe that everything is for you until you discover that you are for it

Sorry Trudy! (and thanks DX)