Am-Chau Yarkona in Fanfic
I'm looking forward to TTT for rather different reasons to last year FotR, because between then and now I have discovered on-line slash.
(edited because I am dumb)
Wash: Don't fall asleep now. Sleepiness is weakness of character. Ask anyone. You're acting captain. Know what happens you fall asleep now? Zoe: Jayne slits my throat, and takes over. Wash: That's right. Zoe: And we can't stop it.
'Shindig'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Fay - Dec 12, 2002 10:19:21 am PST #1242 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Am-Chau Yarkona - Dec 12, 2002 10:27:54 am PST #1243 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
Fay, I think we weren't in Bitches. I think we were in Fanfic, but I'm not sure. (Today, I have major 'which thread?' issues.)
esse - Dec 12, 2002 10:44:56 am PST #1244 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
Gee, I wonder which thread this was in?
Fay: I've got a Mountie! I've got a Mountie! Thanks to Ellen S, I have my very own little musical Mountie statuette. He's gorgeous, and very serious looking. I love him. He makes me want to be small and plastic, so I could ravish his Mountie ass.
Theodosia - Dec 12, 2002 12:04:25 pm PST #1245 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Aimee:
My quitting Anne Rice coincided with my beginning anti- depressants.
Fay - Dec 12, 2002 12:22:47 pm PST #1246 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Now this is a girl in need of a Gay Vampire Snuff Porn Saved My Life t-shirt if ever I saw one.
victor infante - Dec 12, 2002 1:42:52 pm PST #1247 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.
Joss, in Firefly: See you guys soon, even when you don't realize it. Even when you're asleep........
Jessica - Dec 12, 2002 2:41:53 pm PST #1248 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
FayJay:
Why yes, it is I! StatesTheObvious Girl! Marvel at my failure to surprise! Ooh and aaah at my capacity to tell you things you coud've worked out without any assistance!
Holli - Dec 12, 2002 2:45:21 pm PST #1249 of 10000
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore
Fay again, in Firefly again:
you have to imagine me in full Charlton Heston mode, only shorter & blonder & more buxom. And English. And less with the mad gun love. Although hip to the mad Gunn love. But I digress
askye - Dec 12, 2002 2:52:40 pm PST #1250 of 10000
Thrive to spite them
billytea in Firefly (re Dana's cow-orker):
Basically, from what I can tell, it boils down to: "Boss is mean to me! [stomp feet, kick heels]"
That's going too far. A crap work ethic is one thing, but unprovoked line dancing? She must go.
meara - Dec 12, 2002 2:54:34 pm PST #1251 of 10000
(much salad shooter silliness in Firefly that should probably be here too, but...)
in Firefly:
Victor: Wait. You have a Robotic Army of the Undead, and Aimee doesn't have a camel?
Wait...I'm spoiling a Christmas present here, aren't I?
Ellen S: Victor, I think you probably averted a tragic "Gift of the Magi" situation, where Aimee sells her camel sadle for a uranium core for MM's robotic army, and MM sells his Undead Army remote controller for a camel for Aimee's saddle.