Thank you!
Yesterday's birthday boy is currently enjoying the company of his two friends who stayed the night. They seemed to have a good time, and even slept a bit. Presents included Lego StarWars, Playmobil and lots and lots of BOOKS.
His party is being held at a later date, so it's been a relatively quiet weekend, for which his parents are grateful.
Hands up everybody who can't believe he's NINE. (Raises hand).
::raises hand::
He can't be nine. That's almost double digits. And that's almost a teenager.
Please. Your son is about to be able to vote. Like you can talk about SORAS.
Your son is about to be able to vote.
It's much worse than that. In two years he'll be able to drive.
Surely he's no more than six. Check him carefully, maybe he's standing on his head.
I will believe that he is less than ten.
I will believe that he is less than ten.
I'll remind you of this in a year's time, Trudes.