On a per capita basis, America's commitment of troops is something like six times that of Australia.

Maths has never been my strong point but I do believe I'm getting stupider as I get older.

Holy crap. This is just boggling my mind.

(And I'm trying to find the SMG photo that her image reminds me of - I'm thinking it's a season 2 or possibly 3 photoshoot, although it could be season 1...)

Fay, I have to say I wouldn't want her teaching my kids. And it's not because she writes vampire erotica (that, in fact, is a plus)...

The site reads: "Like all good author's she drew on her own knowledge and passions to write it."

um...

::wince:: ouch. That's the worst of it all, definitely!

There was something left on the printer here, written by the Kinder teacher to be sent home to parents.

It was about that bad.

The site reads: "Like all good author's she drew on her own knowledge and passions to write it."

Yes, I spotted that too, and had the same reaction. (I'm sort of intense about Saving The Apostrophe - to the point that, I DO fumble in my bag for a pen when I encounter them being abused in books, magazines and menus. In the fullness of time I know I'm going to buy a ladder and a pot of red paint and become an Apostrophe Vigilante...)

Since the site itself wasn't actually available to view, I decided to give the woman the benefit of the doubt and assume that the newspaper couldn't punctuate. But...yeah.

I scanned directly over the apostraphe about six times and thought the wincing was at the dorkiness of the sentence. Did ye people, like, go to school?

Did ye people, like, go to school?

Babe, I'm a teacher. I'm still there!

(...granted, that's at least in part in order to have an outlet for my impulse to correct grammar and punctuation. Um.)

Also a writer, though (if fanfic counts. And it should, damn it!) so that's part and parcel of it. But still - have you never heard tell of the Great Buffista Grammar Wars, back in the day? The Prescriptivists taking on the Descriptivists? Blood on the keyboards as people got stabbed one another with red pens? There's a fine and noble tradition of Buffistas being anally retentive about this stuff. (And, you know, of other, less anally retentive Buffistas rolling their eyes and fleeing to other threads to talk about porn/cookie recipes/online gaming/Doctor Who in the meanwhile...)

ion, my kids are giving a Chinese New Year Assembly on Friday. We're telling the story of how the years got their names and doing a rather fabulous lion dance. (I'm in charge of the play part, not the dance part.)

I am still thoroughly entertained by the fact that I've got the Monkey saying "Go monkey! Choose monkey!"

Heh. It's the little things, you know?

ion, my kids are giving a Chinese New Year Assembly on Friday. We're telling the story of how the years got their names and doing a rather fabulous lion dance. (I'm in charge of the play part, not the dance part.)

Ooh! Wallybee is heading to Shanghai for family celebrations for the Chinese New Year. This year is the Year of the Golden Pig. The pig is a rockin' sign in Chinese astrology (the character for family is a pig under a roof), and the golden pig is the rockingest pig of all. So this is, like, the most auspicious year for 60 years or something. It's Big Pig.

I still prefer last year, which was of course the Year of the Penguin. But I think it'll be good mojo with the rellies to be getting married this year.

I am still thoroughly entertained by the fact that I've got the Monkey saying "Go monkey! Choose monkey!"

Hee. Let us know if anyone "gets it".