Can't any one of your damn little Scooby club at least try to remember that I hate you all?

Spike ,'Get It Done'


All Ogle, No Cash -- It's Not Just Annoying, It's Un-American

Discussion of episodes currently airing in Un-American locations (anything that's aired in Australia is fair game), as well as anything else the Un-Americans feel like talking about or we feel like asking them. Please use the show discussion threads for any current-season discussion.

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evil jimi - Apr 01, 2005 11:14:45 pm PST #7595 of 9843
Lurching from one disaster to the next.

You couldn't pay me to live there. That close to that many federal MPs... ::shudder::


billytea - Apr 01, 2005 11:43:51 pm PST #7596 of 9843
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

You couldn't pay me to live there. That close to that many federal MPs... ::shudder::

So basically you don't know what you're talking about.


evil jimi - Apr 02, 2005 1:02:18 am PST #7597 of 9843
Lurching from one disaster to the next.

oh for fuck's sake, I was joking

Sorry. I forgot Adelaide was the only Australian city Aussies are allowed to piss on. Won't make that mistake again sir. Sooooooooooo fucking sorry.

There, happy now?


billytea - Apr 02, 2005 1:54:39 am PST #7598 of 9843
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

There, happy now?

Not particularly. Canberra gets flak all the time, and it's not joking. Plenty of places around the country are the butt of jokes (Adelaide is way down the list), but Canberra's the only place that deals with actual contempt. Canberra's the only one the rest of the country is actually resentful about.


Scrappy - Apr 02, 2005 5:32:38 am PST #7599 of 9843
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Why is that, Billytea? I know lots of Americans are contemptuous of New York City, but there is also an underlying respect for it, so it balances out.


billytea - Apr 02, 2005 5:39:58 am PST #7600 of 9843
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Why is that, Billytea? I know lots of Americans are contemptuous of New York City, but there is also an underlying respect for it, so it balances out.

Because it was built to be the seat of government. So, Australia treats it as being somehow complicit in said government. A high proportion of the workforce is in the public service, which also attracts scorn, and the city was planned, which leads to jibes about sterility and being a city without a soul.


DavidS - Apr 02, 2005 7:46:13 am PST #7601 of 9843
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

and being a city without a soul

Was there a gypsy curse involved?


Frankenbuddha - Apr 02, 2005 11:01:25 am PST #7602 of 9843
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Was there a gypsy curse involved?

No, but surpsingly sex with a teenage slayer was involved.


sumi - Apr 02, 2005 12:40:08 pm PST #7603 of 9843
Art Crawl!!!

So, billytea, was Canberra built on a swamp?


billytea - Apr 02, 2005 12:46:58 pm PST #7604 of 9843
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

So, billytea, was Canberra built on a swamp?

No, it was built on the Limestone Plains. One politician at the time referred to it as "A waste of good sheep country".

Incidentally, Canberra today has three times as many trees than there were before it was built.

Was there a gypsy curse involved?

Yeah, let's go with that. Canberra wound up where it was because neither Sydney nor Melbourne was willing to let the other be the nation's capital, so there may have been cursing involved.

No, but surpsingly sex with a teenage slayer was involved.

Canberra is also regarded as the sex capital of Australia (first place to legalise licenced prostitution and such like), so maybe this one too.