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Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'

All Ogle, No Cash -- It's Not Just Annoying, It's Un-American

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esse - Jan 14, 2005 8:46:19 am PST #7405 of 9843

S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Being "dressed-down" by one of the biggest doofuses in Britannic history; descendant of doofuses, bloodline champion of doofuses. But I guess the genes are running true, so it's all good.

I know, right. That and having it make the papers. Though he has gotten substantially more good looking since I was in high school--that is, Harry, not his dad. His dad shall always be oogly.

I'm eating American-style cookies from Sainsburys. I didn't know there *was* an American-style cookie, but apparently it is "oven-baked, soft, and chewy."

Sue - Jan 14, 2005 8:46:33 am PST #7406 of 9843

hip deep in pie

Although, it's entirely something Prince Philip would do.

Betsy HP - Jan 14, 2005 8:47:52 am PST #7407 of 9843

If I only had a brain...

This is why celebrities have Staff, to say "Dude, WTF?" Apparently William ignored his.

That comedian's review seemed to me to boil down to "Dude, who HASN'T worn a Nazi uniform at least once?" To which I can answer, me. Eccentrica Gallumbits, Triple-Breasted Whore of Eroticon Six, yes. Rommel, no.

I suppose William would have gotten in trouble for Eccentrica, too.

§ ita § - Jan 14, 2005 8:48:59 am PST #7408 of 9843

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Apparently William ignored his.

Harry. William was a lion.

Betsy HP - Jan 14, 2005 9:13:40 am PST #7409 of 9843

If I only had a brain...

Oops. Lions are unobjectionable. Except possibly to PETA.

Nutty - Jan 14, 2005 11:09:48 am PST #7410 of 9843

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I'm eating American-style cookies from Sainsburys.

Maybe they are American-style because the English find the word "cookie" funny? Suddenly can't remember having eaten a single cookie/biscuit while in England. I think Jaffa cakes don't count, right? I did have those.

You have no idea how distressing I found Marks & Sparks in England. You walk in, there are clothes to buy (and NSM useful clothes, more like The Limited). And then, upstairs -- groceries! WTF?

§ ita § - Jan 14, 2005 11:11:11 am PST #7411 of 9843

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

there are clothes to buy (and NSM useful clothes, more like The Limited). And then, upstairs -- groceries! WTF?

Oddly, that was my reaction to Target, perhaps even moreso because the clothes and the food are on the same floor.

Also -- M&S has great underwear. I could do with a Marks and Sparks style bra fitting around now.

DXMachina - Jan 14, 2005 5:19:04 pm PST #7412 of 9843

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

You walk in, there are clothes to buy (and NSM useful clothes, more like The Limited). And then, upstairs -- groceries! WTF?

I remember that one of the big old department stores in NYC (Gimbels, maybe) used to be like that. I thought it was neat.

§ ita § - Jan 14, 2005 5:23:14 pm PST #7413 of 9843

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is it the idea of the food being upstairs that's weird? I'm trying to remember where the other department stores put their food.

Strix - Jan 14, 2005 5:24:08 pm PST #7414 of 9843

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Harrod's kept it in the basement.

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