For some reason, there is no 7-11 near where I live. There is instead a Store-24, which is also a franchise (though probably smaller). At my Store-24, the manager puts on WEEI and broadcasts the baseball game at top volume in the early evenings, whether the customers want it or not.

There are also several local/independent stores that sell snacks, soda, magazines and limited lunch items. Around here they have traditionally been called "spas", as if there were fountains of curative waters hidden in the back of the store. Mostly these days they are called dollar stores or corner stores, I think.

My internal syntax is at war with itself. Internal syntax is with itself warring.

Excuse me. I believe that's

Internal syntax with itself warring is
or possibly
Internal syntax with itself warring has

depending on the verb.

Or, if you're in a tasteless mood, "My internal syntax is invading Poland".

7-11s aren't exactly national in Oz. I just had a quick look and there are none listed in the SA phone book, so they don't exist over here. However, some of the petrol companies have taken up the slack and now a large number of BP, Caltex and Shell stations also have 24 hour fast food and "mini-marts". On the way to my parents' place, I can stop at one Caltex petrol station that has a McDonalds combined with it, while on the way to work, I can stop at a BP servo that has a Wok-in-a-Box built into it. (yummy noodle dishes!)

There is a Borders Books in Minneapolis about the size of stadium. It has a Starbux in it that is so long that they need two separate service counters. It gives the impression that there is a Starbux concession inside the Starbux concession.

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You see those nine-franchises-in-one-deals in Outback Wisconsin a lot. My favorite is the Pizza Hut Subway Laundromat Post Office.

My favorite is the Pizza Hut Subway Laundromat Post Office.

It's only a twofer, but in SF we've got a barber shop/fire safety supply store.

Do the 7-11 clerks in other nations have the same attitude?

Not in my experience, they're mostly quite pleasant. You're more likely to strike an Apu-like guy who owns the franchise and is perhaps slightly crazed by spending every waking hour there. (We don't call them "clerks" here either, we call them shop assistants...a clerk is someone who does clerical work, duh!)

I love the BP convenience stores in the Netherlands. Racks of fresh pastries! Hard-boiled eggs in clever packaging! Interesting sandwiches which actually appear fresh and well-made!

Racks of fresh pastries! Interesting sandwiches which actually appear fresh and well-made!

...And which contain absurdly high levels of benzole! (Don't eat bread bought at a filling station if you can help it. It's not healthy).

Gus, I can sympathise. As can my son, one of whose favourite expressions is, "I want it not!"

I was astonished that of all the places to have 7-11s (which have a vaguely sketchy connotation to me, as opposed to the Circle-K) in Europe, they're in the cleanest, most futuristic part-- Scandinavia. Talk about dissonance. Unfortunately, they didn't have a soda fountain or slurpee machines, which means they are not real 7-11s.