Question: Will hiding in a cavern with stockpiled chocolate goods be any part of this plan?

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All Ogle, No Cash -- It's Not Just Annoying, It's Un-American

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Sean K - Oct 21, 2003 12:48:37 pm PDT #6637 of 9843
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

And thank you billytea. Maybe I won't blow up Australia after all.

(Okay, maybe just this tiny corner over here... ::BOOM::)


DavidS - Oct 21, 2003 12:50:58 pm PDT #6638 of 9843
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

(Okay, maybe just this tiny corner over here... ::BOOM::)

Didn't you see that picture of the electrified zones of the world taken from outer space? There's a thin ring of civilization on the outer edge of Australia and a vast wasteland in the middle. Which contains their capitol, I think. You could blow up four-fifths of Australia and not hit a single human.


§ ita § - Oct 21, 2003 12:51:27 pm PDT #6639 of 9843
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's like Canada, but upside down.


Sean K - Oct 21, 2003 12:53:58 pm PDT #6640 of 9843
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

You could blow up four-fifths of Australia and not hit a single human.

Damn those crafty Australians.


DavidS - Oct 21, 2003 12:54:13 pm PDT #6641 of 9843
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

It's like Canada, but upside down.

It's like Canada with marsupials.


billytea - Oct 21, 2003 12:54:17 pm PDT #6642 of 9843
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Didn't you see that picture of the electrified zones of the world taken from outer space? There's a thin ring of civilization on the outer edge of Australia and a vast wasteland in the middle. Which contains their capitol, I think.

t puts Hec on the list

As a native of said capital, I'll thank you to keep your Yankee geography to yourself.


DavidS - Oct 21, 2003 12:55:17 pm PDT #6643 of 9843
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

As a native of said capital, I'll thank you to keep your Yankee geography to yourself.

Note how he doesn't deny the facts of my statement.


§ ita § - Oct 21, 2003 12:56:59 pm PDT #6644 of 9843
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Note how he doesn't deny the facts of my statement.

He might not think creeping exploitation of every square inch of his country is a good thing.


DavidS - Oct 21, 2003 12:58:28 pm PDT #6645 of 9843
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

He might not think creeping exploitation of every square inch of his country is a good thing.

I think they have exploited all the exploitable resources. It's just there's only so much use for sun-dried platypus.


DavidS - Oct 21, 2003 12:58:37 pm PDT #6646 of 9843
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

He might not think creeping exploitation of every square inch of his country is a good thing.

I think they have exploited all the exploitable resources. It's just there's only so much use for sun-dried platypus.