On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!

Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'


All Ogle, No Cash -- It's Not Just Annoying, It's Un-American

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bon bon - Sep 26, 2003 2:29:22 pm PDT #6527 of 9843
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

"There's a hooker in Jersey who's missing her boots." (cackle)


erikaj - Sep 26, 2003 2:44:59 pm PDT #6528 of 9843
Always Anti-fascist!

And I like Ted, whom I've been unfortunately calling "Food Guy" for weeks.(I didn't know that red wine turned your teeth purple...maybe it's held me back socially.)


Jon B. - Sep 26, 2003 6:01:30 pm PDT #6529 of 9843
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

I've dated women who drank lots of red wine, and I never noticed purple teeth. The Fab Five give a lot of good tips, but that wasn't one of them.


bon bon - Sep 26, 2003 6:03:12 pm PDT #6530 of 9843
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Uh-uh, Jon, the red wine danger is a deadly one. I think food might help, but it happens to me enough to limit red wine consumption to in private.


Jon B. - Sep 26, 2003 6:04:12 pm PDT #6531 of 9843
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Maybe its genetic, like the way the noses of some Irish people turn red when they drink....


bon bon - Sep 26, 2003 6:09:05 pm PDT #6532 of 9843
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I think you're standing on shaky ground with this one, Jon. Genetic staining? I think it's that other drinks or food may rinse the stain off.


Jon B. - Sep 26, 2003 6:11:15 pm PDT #6533 of 9843
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

I think you're standing on shaky ground with this one, Jon.

I think I need to use more winkies in my posts.


Noumenon - Sep 26, 2003 8:20:54 pm PDT #6534 of 9843
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti

You remember those chewable tablets from the dentist that stick to plaque and turn your teeth red where you didn't brush? Red wine could work like that.


moonlit - Sep 26, 2003 11:21:35 pm PDT #6535 of 9843
"When the world's run by fools it's the duty of intelligence to disobey." Martin Firrell

Congrats Jimi, I'm down to a pack a week so I'm nearly there.

Ken, don't forget where Murdoch learnt the TV/entertainment business and got his start. Our commercial broadcasters are old hands at the 'treat-the-viewers-like-shit' style of program scheduling, also known as the 'Viewers! What are they? I'm only interested in advertising revenue' style, or the increasingly prevalent 'If-it's-not-sport*-or-real-estate-advertising-dressed-up-as-entertainment-it's-purely-filler' school. This last one pretty much ensures that QE will be treated reasonably but Firefly & Monk, NSM.

(*and yeah, I think that the BB & Australian Idol type shows come under sport, spectator TV.)


evil jimi - Sep 27, 2003 5:26:54 am PDT #6536 of 9843
Lurching from one disaster to the next.

ooh, Maggie Walsh is now a cop Captain in LA* :)

Ken, don't forget where Murdoch learnt the TV/entertainment business and got his start.

Umm, Rupert only owns print media in Australia. He didn't get film and TV until he branched out to the UK and US; he learnt about screwing viewers from them. :)

Thanks for the regards everyone. No-one is more surprised, by my success at quitting, than I am. I've tried dozens of times in the last 22 years and they all failed dismally. I guess this time worked b/c I prepared better: I set a quit date a few months earlier and as June 26 approached, I became more determined to succeed. I only used patches for a couple of weeks and after that it was just a matter of, "well, I've gone this long, might as well go a bit longer."

Oh and I have no stress in my life, so that helps more than anything else.

* Dragnet