No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


All Ogle, No Cash -- It's Not Just Annoying, It's Un-American

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P.M. Marc - May 06, 2003 9:10:57 am PDT #4506 of 9843
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I can't resist a good smirker, which might be why I think Calvary was just like porn, but with the added novelty of clothes.

Mmmm.... Calvary.

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§ ita § - May 06, 2003 9:40:47 am PDT #4507 of 9843
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Everyone cried.

Not me. I was all cried out from the Amanda fighting scene. But I knew I should cry, which was something.


Leigh - May 06, 2003 10:00:47 am PDT #4508 of 9843
Nobody

But I knew I should cry, which was something.

See, I didn't even pick up on that much. Someone broke my cry-o-meter. t /lame justification I think I only cry when it's dead people and/or a musically manipulative movie. For example, I cried for a solid hour at the end of Titantic.


Cindy - May 06, 2003 10:04:29 am PDT #4509 of 9843
Nobody

For example, I cried for a solid hour at the end of Titantic.

Oh. The crying gods are just so appalled, they're not letting you cry in the right spots any longer.


Am-Chau Yarkona - May 06, 2003 10:09:28 am PDT #4510 of 9843
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

For example, I cried for a solid hour at the end of Titantic.

Icouldn'tstopgiggling.

Um... over there! Calvary!


sarameg - May 06, 2003 10:13:15 am PDT #4511 of 9843

I started at the beginning.

"They are all gonna die!" What can I say, I sometimes am like my mom and anticipate and project emotions.

Then I just got progressively more irritated and barely finished the movie. I was dry eyed and unmoved by that point.


Leigh - May 06, 2003 10:16:05 am PDT #4512 of 9843
Nobody

they're not letting you cry in the right spots any longer

They're also messing with my ability to spell, but that's a separate vendetta.

I dunno what it is, but if I know it's going to be sad beforehand then you could grate onions under my nose and I wouldn't shed a tear. Catch me by surprise with mauldin craptastic anything and I'm gone.

Edit: see that, how I mis-spelled maudlin? Exhibit A for my persecution complex.


Susan W. - May 06, 2003 10:18:09 am PDT #4513 of 9843
The wide universe is the ocean I travel, and the earth is my blue boat home

I didn't cry for Xander's speech, though I was moved in a non-weepy sort of way.

I always cry during Joy Luck Club and the ending of It's a Wonderful Life. Beyond that it's kinda random.


brenda m - May 06, 2003 10:24:20 am PDT #4514 of 9843
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Wait, Leigh, you're saying Titanic caught you by surprise?


Leigh - May 06, 2003 10:29:08 am PDT #4515 of 9843
Nobody

"They are all gonna die!"

That's what got me. That and the locking the lower-class passengers below deck. I just found that bit so amazingly horrifying, with the children and everything. In my defense, Titanic came out in 1998, didn't it? So I was only 13 and uneducated in the art of resisting anything, let alone the crying vibes that movie put out.

Edited to add:

Wait, Leigh, you're saying Titanic caught you by surprise?

Heh. In a manner of speaking. I thought I'd hate it, because even at thirteen I had enough wisdom to know that teenage heart-throbs (which was all I knew Leo as) make crap films. Plus, you know they're going to sink the damn boat, how sad could it be?