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'Heart Of Gold'


All Ogle, No Cash -- It's Not Just Annoying, It's Un-American

Discussion of episodes currently airing in Un-American locations (anything that's aired in Australia is fair game), as well as anything else the Un-Americans feel like talking about or we feel like asking them. Please use the show discussion threads for any current-season discussion.

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Jim - Nov 12, 2002 1:27:11 pm PST #342 of 9843
Ficht nicht mit Der Raketemensch!

John - nice site. It's an interesting problem - this is why the BBC (who are in much the same space as you, eh?) defined their web presence as "BBCi" - as in BBC1, 2, 3, 4. It then becomes a serious part of the strategy, a channel in its own right.

Rebecca - you shouldn't have a sitemap because you shouldn't need one - the nav should make the structure of the site obvious on every page. And section titles should be selfexplanatory, so you know where to look.


Rebecca Lizard - Nov 12, 2002 1:30:04 pm PST #343 of 9843
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Cool.


Jim - Nov 12, 2002 1:37:39 pm PST #344 of 9843
Ficht nicht mit Der Raketemensch!

How do you do fake tags - that message should have ended (/Nielsen). It's a nice idea, but only works for some sites. Incidentally, John, in similar circumstances, I've found that bureaucrats are happier being told about the primacy of the web by expensive consultants - it scares them and they agree!


amych - Nov 12, 2002 1:43:21 pm PST #345 of 9843
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Jim, try

t /Neilsen

at the beginning of a line.


John H - Nov 12, 2002 2:44:35 pm PST #346 of 9843

The mnemonic for that is "t is for tag", by the way.

I hereby declare a moratorium, if that's OK with everyone, on talking about the Big Questions Being Talked About At My (our) Work. Thank you all for your input.


meara - Nov 12, 2002 2:57:35 pm PST #347 of 9843

you shouldn't have a sitemap because you shouldn't need one

AH! I can get behind "you shouldn't NEED a sitemap". Just saying "You shouldn't have a sitemap" is a little bad and freakish to my ears, though.

I am amused by all the plotting for John and plasmo's company. I think we should charge a buffista group-mind consultant fee. We could rake in the dough--imagine all the stuff we could consult on! Of course, in John's case, it would be in Australian dollars.... t /mean taunting about non-American money


Betsy HP - Nov 12, 2002 2:57:40 pm PST #348 of 9843
If I only had a brain...

you shouldn't need one - the nav should make the structure of the site obvious on every page.

Hah. Hah. Also, it's amazing how seldom sitemaps are up to date.


billytea - Nov 12, 2002 3:04:48 pm PST #349 of 9843
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I am amused by all the plotting for John and plasmo's company. I think we should charge a buffista group-mind consultant fee. We could rake in the dough--imagine all the stuff we could consult on! Of course, in John's case, it would be in Australian dollars....

If you'd put your money into Australian currency at the start of this year instead of, say, the S&P 500, you'd have so far earned a return of something like 9.8%. Plus, the Australian All Ords so far this year have outperformed the S&P 500 by 10%; so putting money into the Australian economy over the last ten months would've been a better bet than the American one by about a 20% return.

Er, if you happened to have a spare few Gs lying around, y'know...


John H - Nov 12, 2002 3:14:35 pm PST #350 of 9843

What he said!

But I still believe in my heart that the correct exchange rate is 75c US, 100 Yen, and 50p UK.

Apart from anything else it was easier to do the maths in those days.


billytea - Nov 12, 2002 3:15:52 pm PST #351 of 9843
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Apart from anything else it was easier to do the maths in those days.

To be fair, US$0.50 and 33p UK aren't too hard to work with.