"Aerial ping-pong" is a NE Australian putdown of Aussie Rules, because they can't understand a game that actually involves grace and athleticism rather than brute force.
Again, pfffft. I've watched said game. You get much the same effect by tossing a handful of sweets into the middle of a kindergarten class. (Though I confess to laughing like a drain at the game a couple of years ago where the umpire took a mark.) This is why they call it Aussie Rules. As Sir Humphrey was fond of mentioning, you get the difficult part out in the title.
And seriously, if you think you win rugby league through brute force alone, or for that matter that Plugger weighed in on the 'grace and athleticism' side...
Ahh well, the Aussies went to Ireland and nicked the gaelic rules and gave them a respray ;-) ...see you all at the next game.
Pretty much. Which is just as well, because it means that the AFL is now able to join League and Union in actually forming an Australian side with a point to it.
ETA: I actually quite like Rules. It doesn't lack for excitement, and since Irish jokes aren't always appropriate it's good to have Collingwood to take up the slack. But for a thinking man's game, I have to go with league. They're both games of skill, but league is weighted more towards the strategic end, and Rules the tactical.