Also, so many people have said horrible things about Haggis, that if I ever get the chance I will try one just to see.

When I still ate meat, I actually really quite liked haggis. Because the ingredients are, basically, leftovers and crap, the things are loaded up with spices and so taste OK. I don't know what sort of bland haggis you had, Nutty, must have been a special Yank variety, extra taste-free.

The traditional accompaniments for haggis, by the way, are tatties, neeps and whisky (potatoes, turnips, and you-know-what).

I have never tried a vegetarian haggis, it seems so.... pointless.

the penniless people of this port town begging for water: Sell it.

Sell!
NO.
Give.
Giving of water (uisge) is so important. If people are seen to be withholding water from "carbon based bags of MOSTLY WATER" then all sorts of not good things ensue.

With reference to the 1998 Strathclyde Water Referendum.

Is that the sorta thing you were after Cindy?

I can’t answer for Cindy, but it’s the sort of thing I was looking for.

Was sachsts du. (?)
Pidgin German for *whatever you say*.

so many people have said horrible things about Haggis, that if I ever get the chance I will try one just to see.

You need to get turnips (this by the way is strictly the ONLY dish where turnips are allowed anywhere near my stomach) and lashings and lashings of yummy mashed potato. Then you mix the Haggis all up with the turnip and potato and scoff.
Veggie Haggis is also v. v. v. yummy.

I have never tried a vegetarian haggis, it seems so.... pointless.

I have. It's always way too spicy for me, though. (I'm all about the bland food. This either makes me a good vegetarian, if you think it's all bland anyway (not true), or a bad vegetarian, if you're trying to convince people that not all vegetarian food is bland. I had a point, but it seems to have wondered off to find its One True Pencil.)

Edit: Also a big fan of the vegetarian hotdog.

I have never tried a vegetarian haggis, it seems so.... pointless.

What I meant was that, as the raison d'etre of haggis is to use up all the bits of the animal that you wouldn't otherwise eat, vegetarian haggis is a bit of a contradiction in terms. Eat spicy mush, yes, but don't call it haggis.

But then I'm not a fan of anything veggie that pretends to be meat. Hello? Gave up meat for a reason here!

I'm not a fan of anything veggie that pretends to be meat. Hello? Gave up meat for a reason here!

I know what you mean. I feel that way too, quite often (beans! lentils! tofu!), but it's really irritating to friends and family who are trying their best to cater for me, so I try and cultivate a list of things that are mock-meat, easy to make, and eatable, because it makes me a much nicer guest. And therefore more likely to be given free meals.

Did any Aussies watch this week's The Cutting Edge? Man, I am so angry at the CIA. I mean, they've done a lot of shitty things in their time but murdering Stanley Kubrick b/c they feared he was gonna go public with his involvement in the faked Apollo 11 footage, is just low!

The who with the what now, jimi?

Were they serious?

Ha! It was aired on April 1 which leads me to suspect not. Didn't see it though.

Mind you, I have met intelligent people who seriously believe the moon landings were faked, so...