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All Ogle, No Cash -- It's Not Just Annoying, It's Un-American

Discussion of episodes currently airing in Un-American locations (anything that's aired in Australia is fair game), as well as anything else the Un-Americans feel like talking about or we feel like asking them. Please use the show discussion threads for any current-season discussion.

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DavidS - Mar 20, 2003 9:35:02 pm PST #2478 of 9843
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I have a third nipple. It's very very tiny, but it's there.

Dude! I roomed with you and didn't notice. Does Liese know?


Penny B. - Mar 20, 2003 9:36:39 pm PST #2479 of 9843
Nobody

I have a third nipple. It's very very tiny, but it's there.

Have you ever gone as Scaramanga for Hallowe'en? Because that would be cool.


Deena - Mar 20, 2003 9:55:14 pm PST #2480 of 9843
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Anyone want to help a poor unUnamerican? I'm writing a story. If a hypothetical troop ship was going to Australia for friendly reasons, leaving, say, California, where would it land in Australia?


John H - Mar 20, 2003 9:57:15 pm PST #2481 of 9843

If a hypothetical troop ship was going to Australia for friendly reasons, leaving, say, California, where would it land in Australia?

Anywhere it wanted?

Why is it coming to Australia and at what period in history?

If it was WWII, Brisbane Darwin or Sydney would be equally likely as far as I know.


Deena - Mar 20, 2003 9:59:18 pm PST #2482 of 9843
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Actually, it's a pre-the-post-apocalyptic meat of the story soon arrival, and it doesn't actually have to come from California, and it doesn't have soldiers on it.


Deena - Mar 20, 2003 9:59:45 pm PST #2483 of 9843
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Sorry, being cagy because if I talk about a story too much I kill it.

It's full of children.


John H - Mar 20, 2003 10:02:05 pm PST #2484 of 9843

Maybe we should attack the question from the other way around. What do you want to find in Australia when you get here?

I mean, seriously, all our major cities are port cities. Unless you have it arriving in Alice Springs (which would be like having it pull up at the dockside in Tulsa or something), you can just pick and choose.


Angus G - Mar 20, 2003 10:08:12 pm PST #2485 of 9843
Roguish Laird

But a ship coming from the US would be unlikely to land in Adelaide or Perth. It would probably be somewhere on the east coast, ie Sydney, Melbourne or Brisbane (in descending order of likeliness, all else being equal).


Deena - Mar 20, 2003 10:08:20 pm PST #2486 of 9843
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

I got this before war started, I'm just slow putting things down. I don't even like that I have it, but it's biting me, so, there you go.

America is at war. Australia is treated very crappily by the U.S. and withdraws troop support. There is a seriously accepted threat of bombing the U.S., especially one of the coasts, leaning toward california because I won't have to work for that too hard. Think of the children! is the outcry. Australia offers to host children. Troop ships are loaded up with them, and they head there. They're put up in various municipal buildings emptied for the purpose.

The plan is to have the children cared for until the mighty U.S. kicks ass, but then they lose, or, while not exactly losing, are so desperately fragmented that, when they come back, they won't be the same country anymore -- Nuclear holocaust. Australia is actually harmed the least as the U.S. thinks of it as a recalcitrant ally that will come around and the enemy thinks of it as a new ally. Traditional bombs are, eventually, used on Australia, but nothing nuclear. Lots of lost life, lots of geophysical activity (the level of bombing may have to be tweaked to reach that point).

Where did the children go? Should there be more than one troop ship, or did the others go down? or was there only time for one?


Deena - Mar 20, 2003 10:09:16 pm PST #2487 of 9843
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Is it okay that I'm posting all of this in here? This isn't exactly a fic thread.