Zoe: First rule of battle, little one. Don't ever let 'em know where you are. Mal: Whoo-hoo! I'm right here! I'm right here! You want some of me? Yeah, you do! Come on! Come on! Aaah! Whoo-hoo! Zoe: Of course, there are other schools of thought...

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All Ogle, No Cash -- It's Not Just Annoying, It's Un-American

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Sue - Feb 27, 2003 8:15:11 am PST #2267 of 9843
hip deep in pie

It's like handball, but not against a wall. We used to play "British" Bulldog growing up. We also used to pllay what we called soccer-baseball, and something called "All around the World". Did other people play Elastics?


billytea - Feb 27, 2003 8:16:54 am PST #2268 of 9843
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

You draw a big square, divided into four smaller squares, on the blacktop. One kid stands in each square, and you bounce a playground ball between each other, and there are some rules that I can't remember about where it's allowed to bounce and the order in which people have to hit it.

Yep, that's the one (we used a tennis ball). My school had two varieties: upball, where your shot was legal as long as it bounced in someone else's square, and downball, where it had to bounce once in your own square and then in someone else's. The first variant was really all about the power - it only had to bounce once, so you hit it as hard as you could and made them run for it. The second was a much more skilful game. Good fun.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Feb 27, 2003 8:16:58 am PST #2269 of 9843
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Did other people play Elastics?

French Skipping, with a loop of knicker elastic? Yes. If that's not what it is, clearly not.


Hil R. - Feb 27, 2003 8:19:22 am PST #2270 of 9843
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

French Skipping, with a loop of knicker elastic?

We called that Chinese Jump Rope. It was a fad for awhile when I was about 10, and they sold already-made elastic loops in different colors for about a dollar or two. Never thought of just using regular elastic.


Sue - Feb 27, 2003 8:21:17 am PST #2271 of 9843
hip deep in pie

French Skipping, with a loop of knicker elastic? Yes. If that's not what it is, clearly not.

Ours was a bunch of rubber bands joined together, and people would hold it at different heights (ankles, knees, arms-length, hips, waist, underarms, shoulders, arms-length) and other people had to jump over them without letting the elastics touch the ground. Up to about hips, you had to clear the elastics without touching them at all.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Feb 27, 2003 8:23:19 am PST #2272 of 9843
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

We called that Chinese Jump Rope.

I figured it probably wasn't from France.

I can't remember the rhymes we used, which is odd, because when I knew them I thought I'd know them forever.


P.M. Marc - Feb 27, 2003 8:23:33 am PST #2273 of 9843
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

But have you seen the UK equivalent, Bulldog? 30 kids each side of a "pitch". They run at each other and try and force the other side back. No rules

We had to play this in gym class in elementary school. Only with fewer kids, because we had a class of 20 or 21. Still. (shudder)


Sue - Feb 27, 2003 8:24:45 am PST #2274 of 9843
hip deep in pie

Am-chau, I can only remember one right now...


Am-Chau Yarkona - Feb 27, 2003 8:26:02 am PST #2275 of 9843
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Ours was a bunch of rubber bands joined together, and people would hold it at different heights (ankles, knees, arms-length, hips, waist, underarms, shoulders, arms-length) and other people had to jump over them without letting the elastics touch the ground. Up to about hips, you had to clear the elastics without touching them at all.

That's different-- ours depended on jumping on the elastic with your feet: two people would put the elastic round them (again, starting with ankles and moving up), and you had to land on it in specific patterns, saying the silly rhyme to help you remember what you where doing.

Dammit, now I want to stand up and see if I can use the lines between the cork floor tiles to see if I can remember any of them. I'd get some strange looks.


amych - Feb 27, 2003 8:26:29 am PST #2276 of 9843
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

We had to play this in gym class in elementary school.

Yeah, bulldog and dodge ball both. I find it interesting that the really shudder-inducingly brutal games were the ones the gym teachers imposed on us, not the ones that we kids came up with ourselves.