Simon: I, uh... I never-never shot anyone before. Book: I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet.

'War Stories'


All Ogle, No Cash -- It's Not Just Annoying, It's Un-American

Discussion of episodes currently airing in Un-American locations (anything that's aired in Australia is fair game), as well as anything else the Un-Americans feel like talking about or we feel like asking them. Please use the show discussion threads for any current-season discussion.

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Betsy HP - Feb 04, 2003 2:46:19 pm PST #1760 of 9843
If I only had a brain...

Australians probably do grouse, too. Or did. That's why they're Australians now.


billytea - Feb 04, 2003 2:48:24 pm PST #1761 of 9843
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

No, no grouse is what curmudgeons do.

And what do the grouse do? Other grouse. No, wait, I remember: lekking.

Say it again, more softly: L-l-l-l-lekking.

Australians probably do grouse, too. Or did. That's why they're Australians now.

No, Australians are grouse. Bonza even.


Betsy HP - Feb 04, 2003 4:06:27 pm PST #1762 of 9843
If I only had a brain...

L-l-l-l-lekking.

A little bit louder now!

Lek!

A little bit softer now!

Lek!


billytea - Feb 04, 2003 4:10:52 pm PST #1763 of 9843
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Hee. Well, you know you make me wanna
LEK!!
Throw my hand up
LEK!!
Kick my heels back
LEK!!
Throw my head back
LEK!!
Come on now
LEK!!


Betsy HP - Feb 04, 2003 4:18:41 pm PST #1764 of 9843
If I only had a brain...

Some would call us mad, you know.


billytea - Feb 04, 2003 4:22:49 pm PST #1765 of 9843
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Some would call us mad, you know.

Yeah, well, some people are always grousing about something. Lekleklek


Caroma - Feb 04, 2003 5:23:14 pm PST #1766 of 9843
Hello! I must be going.

"Was your grandma a whore,
Was your grandpa a thief,
Were they forgers and grafters who fell to their grief?
If you're born in Australia, I know who ye be
You're the son of a son of a scoundrel like meeee!"

I've only heard this sung in Maryland accents by a folk song group called Clam Chowder, so I don't know if it's a real song Down Under. But they like to use songs from the far reaches of the English-speaking world, so maybe it is.


Caroma - Feb 04, 2003 5:24:10 pm PST #1767 of 9843
Hello! I must be going.

Oh yeah, lek!

Half an hour to Buffy, my fellow East Coast Americans! Whatever you do, don't gloat! Nope, don't do it! Wouldn't be prudent!


Angus G - Feb 04, 2003 10:32:47 pm PST #1768 of 9843
Roguish Laird

No, Australians are grouse.

Only Melburnians.

("Grouse" is Melbourne slang for cool, excellent, ace, sick, etc.)


Trudy Booth - Feb 04, 2003 10:43:56 pm PST #1769 of 9843
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Maybe the whole "sheep boffing" thing is a misunderstanding.

You know, your ancestors were running from the law, they were arrested, and on whatever paperwork the police described them as being "on the lam".