Geography makes for difficulties. Unfortunately.
Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies
Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.
You wish, babe. Because what good's a toaster if nobody's...making toast,huh?
kicks matter transmitter device petulantly.
Pesky e-bay teleporter. Shoulda never trusted that MiracleMan guy. Hmph.
Geography is, indeed, a bitch. And not in that good way.
Erika, honey, I'll slide your bread up against the elements, warm it up just right and butter your toast any day.
That is the most pornalicious statement I've ever read. I think.
Sounds good...of course eating breakfast will make me giggle like an idiot now, but it's well worth it.
NovaChild, you really mustn't encourage me, else soon I'll be offering to heat up people's sausages, and it'll all go down hill from there. Or at least something will go down. Hill. Er.
I think I need an intervention. I appear to be trapped in a Carry On movie...
Is it a uniquely British trick to be apologetically bawdy?
I don't know, but it's uniquely appealing from Brits as opposed to schmuckish when I do it.
I'm quite fond of your bawdiness, Erika. Never fails to make me grin. But then, no big surprise there, hm?
You are *such* a bad influence on me. Oh, well, you know, "Sex is never gratuitous." Right?