You wish, babe. Because what good's a toaster if nobody's...making toast,huh?
Nothin'. I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind ya.
Mal ,'The Train Job'
Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies
Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.
erikaj - Aug 18, 2004 8:18:56 pm PDT #9580 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Fay - Aug 18, 2004 8:30:36 pm PDT #9581 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
kicks matter transmitter device petulantly.
Pesky e-bay teleporter. Shoulda never trusted that MiracleMan guy. Hmph.
Geography is, indeed, a bitch. And not in that good way.
Erika, honey, I'll slide your bread up against the elements, warm it up just right and butter your toast any day.
Gris - Aug 18, 2004 8:38:21 pm PDT #9582 of 10001
Hey. New board.
That is the most pornalicious statement I've ever read. I think.
erikaj - Aug 19, 2004 8:17:23 am PDT #9583 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Sounds good...of course eating breakfast will make me giggle like an idiot now, but it's well worth it.
Fay - Aug 19, 2004 2:18:52 pm PDT #9584 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
NovaChild, you really mustn't encourage me, else soon I'll be offering to heat up people's sausages, and it'll all go down hill from there. Or at least something will go down. Hill. Er.
I think I need an intervention. I appear to be trapped in a Carry On movie...
Karl - Aug 19, 2004 3:15:39 pm PDT #9585 of 10001
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.
Is it a uniquely British trick to be apologetically bawdy?
erikaj - Aug 19, 2004 3:28:40 pm PDT #9586 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
I don't know, but it's uniquely appealing from Brits as opposed to schmuckish when I do it.
Karl - Aug 19, 2004 3:41:59 pm PDT #9587 of 10001
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.
I'm quite fond of your bawdiness, Erika. Never fails to make me grin. But then, no big surprise there, hm?
erikaj - Aug 19, 2004 3:48:59 pm PDT #9588 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
You are *such* a bad influence on me. Oh, well, you know, "Sex is never gratuitous." Right?
Gris - Aug 21, 2004 7:49:15 pm PDT #9589 of 10001
Hey. New board.
Fay, I just printed out 50 pages of "Invisible to See."
I hope it doesn't disappoint, or I may have to take back those porny comments.
...
Just kidding. I'd never do that.
ETA: 20 pages in, it's kind of kicking ass.
ETAA: Fuck. 50 pages in, I'm addicted. Damn it. I'm not going to sleep because of you, you fantastic British fic seductress lady. (of COURSE I mean porn.)
ETAAA: I'm low on black ink, now. You foul temptress. Hmmph. Back to bed, with 62 more pages in hand!