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Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


erikaj - Jul 02, 2004 9:33:20 am PDT #9448 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

In my grand "Love me, love my obsessions," tradition, the challenge in thursday100 is drugs, this week. Which makes me think of exactly one person, naturally. And I'm pretentious enough to plan to write three inter-related ones and steal the titles from modern lit. Nobody over there will get this, I'd bet an ovary.

What We Talk About When We Talk About Drugs

I’ll tell you, Elliot, drugs are different now...don’t look so shocked. I’m not going to offer you any(although, bunky, if I was going to make a list of people in need of chemical enhancement, you and Liv would be at the top of the list. With a bullet, you should excuse the expression.) I used to love getting high with people, the community, uniting for a common purpose, thumbing our noses at the Man(and then, somehow, I am the Man. How did that happen, Stabler? Could you tell me that, please? )


erikaj - Jul 02, 2004 12:28:08 pm PDT #9449 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

And the others...Still Munch POV(who else's, right?)

What We Talk About When We Talk About Drugs parts 2 and 3
The Drug War

But the scene is ugly now. Every day, I come in to work and some frat-rat asshole has put another roofie in a college girl’s drink. And people get on chemicals that make them angry enough to tear each other’s heads off. What can we do, Elliot, the drug war’s over. And we lost. All we have left is lip service and prohibition...oh, great, start in about the kids again...ok, we lost everywhere but your little corner of Queens, happy, now, babe? Honestly, you’re so naive it’s like talking to Timmy sometimes...Bayliss from Baltimore. You probably were on the Good Ship Lollipop together once. But he was good, like you, until... where was I?
Beyond Substances

Women have always been my main drug of choice. Still are, even though I’m like a dry drunk these days until a certain red-haired sargeant makes her way here on the train again. You know what I mean, and not only about Kathy...I’ve seen how you look at Liv. Like you’re starving and she’s the last cupcake....there’s not a face in the world I know better. Trust me, you don’t need the tsuris...she’s your partner, and, to put it bluntly, I’m not sure she drives stick anymore...there’s a rumor going around about her and somebody in the DA’s office...pretty messy.(I confess to occasionally wanting to be a fly on the wall, but I’ll take the Fifth if you press me.)


deborah grabien - Jul 02, 2004 12:45:39 pm PDT #9450 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

erika, are those last two separate, or one?


erikaj - Jul 02, 2004 12:53:57 pm PDT #9451 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Seperate, with the drabbleness...must edit and make that obvious.(I'm being obnoxious aren't I?) But it's one conversation chopped up into drabble length. I just like to pretend fanfic is art. :) I gave 'em both titles of their own. Does that help?


Connie Neil - Jul 02, 2004 1:00:43 pm PDT #9452 of 10001
brillig

I just like to pretend fanfic is art.

It's not???


erikaj - Jul 02, 2004 1:03:28 pm PDT #9453 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Mine's not, always. But it's a good place for me to experiment, sometimes. Although I'm probably irritating the wife with three grafs of monologue.


Connie Neil - Jul 02, 2004 1:11:07 pm PDT #9454 of 10001
brillig

Mine's not, always.

pfftth. t cue Dogbert's Paw Wave of Dismissal If any of it's art, yours is art. Works in progress are art.


deborah grabien - Jul 02, 2004 2:53:46 pm PDT #9455 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Although I'm probably irritating the wife with three grafs of monologue.

Nope - it works in this context just fine, because monologue is the theme here. Cohesiveness of character? Good thing.


erikaj - Jul 02, 2004 3:08:34 pm PDT #9456 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Thanks...it turned out heavier than expected.(Things with him in it frequently do...I use him for my Deep Thoughts often, I suppose.)


deborah grabien - Jul 02, 2004 3:19:15 pm PDT #9457 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Well, you don't call him your Animunch for nothing, girlfriend. He's definitely your big screen projection TV.