Sir? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.

Zoe ,'The Train Job'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


deborah grabien - Mar 22, 2004 6:21:17 pm PST #8925 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

More of my Faith fic, The Long Road.

"Huh." There was something compelling about his stance, the way he watched her tailights trying to disappear. She stopped the cruiser, backing it up to where he waited.

  • * *

He was a big man, with one of those faces, the kind where gauging his age was as impossible as it would be for a nun. He had deep laughlines, but no other wrinkles, yet his hair was white, and so were his eyebrows. He looked like a boxer gone to seed, soft in the middle, with hands that would make fists like ham hocks.

"Thanks for stopping." He climbed into the passenger seat beside her. "Nothing but commercials out there."

"No problem." She turned the volume down slightly, not really minding. "Tenderness on the Block" wasn't one of her picks anyway. "Where you headed?"

"South." The answer, flip on the surface, seemed oddly flat. "Just south. You?"

"South, for a few days. Then back on up north, but not this road." She heard her own voice smooth out. A few days in LA. She wondered what she'd find there. Angel, still helping the helpless? Wes, the forbidden fruit she knew better than to try for? Cordelia was gone; so was Fred. Gunn had done something bad, really bad, old school-Faith bad; she didn't know what, but the word was, he'd left Angel in disgrace. The Council had been alive with whispers. Something about a deal with the devil...

"You have anything to eat?"

His voice, still flat and uninflected, jerked her attention back to him. "Bag of tortilla chips. It's in back. Hang on, I'll pull over."

"No, don't worry, I can reach it."

He twisted around in his seat, his upper body partially obscuring his left hand. His voice was suddenly moving, and her reflexes caught and locked. She jerked the truck to one side, cutting hard and sharp behind a semi with Oregon plates, spinning it safely off the road onto the shoulder. She accomplished all this with one hand; the other was clamped around his wrist, pinning his hand - invisible in the depths of her bag - hard in place.

He screamed, a short breathless squeal.

"I was giving you a ride south, dude." Her mouth was a cold thin line. "Shitty way to say thanks, isn't it? Trying to liberate my wallet?"

"You're one of them." Lit by the incandescent flashes of passing halogen headlights, his features were mobile stone. His voice was thin with pain; her pressure on his wrist was unrelenting. Ahead of them, towering darkness, rose the Tehachapi mountains, and the road called the Grapevine. "One of the Girls. Shit, I should have known, I should have -"

"I'm not one of the Girls." Oh, man. Everywhere she went, everywhere. Why was everyone so fucking scared of the new Slayers? "I'm more than that."

He understood what she meant before she realised she said it. "You're one of the Two. Oh, God. Please," he whispered. "Please don't kill me."

"Stop talking like that. What the fuck is wrong with you? I'm not going to kill you. Of course I'm not. I don't kill human beings, even shitheads who try to rob me." She ought to boot his ass out, she thought, put him right back out there, let him rot waiting for a ride. But if he got one, and he robbed the driver, it would be her fault, and the legend would grow, the Two, golden Buffy, pitch-dark Faith, Snow White and Rose Red…

"Goddamnit." She released his wrist, and swung the Cruiser back onto Interstate 5. "I'll take you into LA. But you try stealing something, and I might forget you're human. Clear?"

He nodded. Faith set the Cruiser up the long road to Los Angeles, where memories waited.

  • * *


deborah grabien - Mar 22, 2004 6:42:57 pm PST #8926 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Question for the LA folks. If you were driving south on the 5 and wanted the freeway exit for Wolfram and hart, which would you take?

Do we know what street they're supposed to be on? South Flower, I'm guessing, or something like it.


erikaj - Mar 23, 2004 6:30:58 am PST #8927 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Of course I wrote the whole squad. About blood.http://www.livejournal.com/users/chicating/38491.html Russert, Felton, Giardello.(I'm especially proud of Gee's.) [link]


deborah grabien - Mar 23, 2004 6:58:58 am PST #8928 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

erika, those three are all superb, but for some reason I really fell for Megan Russert's. You did more to humanise that character in one drabble than Barry Levinson and the boys did for the entire time she was on the show.


erikaj - Mar 23, 2004 7:34:35 am PST #8929 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Wow...I wondered if I could do it...girlfriend doesn't make it easy. I'd love to claim brilliance, but the short answer is, I tried. They didn't. It's like they all got together and said "You can make us put another woman on here, but we aren't going to write for her or anything. She's gonna be eye candy or bang Felton or catfight with Kay."Which was really a bad plan cause it made her stick out in a way that made people not like her(OK, me) I know.compared to the women that came later though, she looks like Vanessa Redgrave or somebody. Saying all that, on occasion, I have gotten the urge to write Russert/Giardello.And not only because there would be dramatic potential if, in addition to getting screwed out of the promotion by Megan...Gee got, well, screwed.


deborah grabien - Mar 23, 2004 8:27:44 am PST #8930 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

I always wondered if there was some genuine past-tense going on with those two...


erikaj - Mar 23, 2004 8:40:28 am PST #8931 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Yeah...there's a chemistry, imo. (She had some of her best scenes with him...and any time you wonder who your friend dates, there's at least a little crushing.) But I don't need more fic to write and I'm not even sure there's an active archive anymore.ETA: Just thought of something. I have one thing in common with Buffy. Death is my gift.


Deena - Mar 23, 2004 12:53:40 pm PST #8932 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Oh, Deb, you gave me goosebumps.

Erika, I'll catch up in your LJ soon, promise.


erikaj - Mar 23, 2004 12:56:18 pm PST #8933 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

It's not going anywhere, and they're not related to Vamp!Munchkin. Except timespan, cause I'm obsessed with that shooting thing.


Karl - Mar 24, 2004 12:09:00 am PST #8934 of 10001
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

Erika, dear, the drabbles are magnificent. Not many people could humanise Russert in just that way, as your wife duly noted. By the way, do we have canon on where Gee's mum is from? Assuming he got his name from his father, his mother might have been from the African side of the Mediterranean, or possibly from just down the street, depending on where and when his parents met.

Also, your LJ photo is beautiful. It's a great smile. (Sorry I haven't been in lately; life is being, well, life. We're alive, but there hasn't been a lot of time for hanging out online.)